Make an easy contest entry with the Parody Motivator Generator.

[erika]

[The Kid Colin]

[Dorvid Barnas]

[erika]

[Sploops]

[bruce]

[dave from knoxville]

I had one, but apparently I am not smart enough to post images.

[Dorvid Barnas]

EDIT: I had to redo all 11 of them. 
They only host the photos for a little while.  Be sure to save them to your own photo-sharing site.
Looks like several others in this thread got hosed, too.

[Omar]

[dave from knoxville]

[Dorvid Barnas]

[Pride of Staten Island]

[dave from knoxville]

Someone on the chat last night said that they didn't like it when I rip the south, then someone else suggested that since I am from here, it's somehow OK.

The joke at that link, since I am not from the New York area, I could never make, but I sure can laugh at it.

[Laurie]

Dave, I almost barfed during your sugary sweet food talk. Karo syrup? Ka-NO syrup.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

Someone on the chat last night said that they didn't like it when I rip the south, then someone else suggested that since I am from here, it's somehow OK.

The joke at that link, since I am not from the New York area, I could never make, but I sure can laugh at it.

Dave, I was the guy who said it was OK because you're from the South, but I also would not have minded if you made that cheesecake joke.  As long as you don't make fun of Jersey.