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Tim K from Somerville

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #120 on: August 09, 2008, 03:28:07 AM »
Gold balloons.

Ungrate.

Rueben's Cube.

And I wish "crackaddictionary much" was one, but it was probably unintentional.
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #121 on: August 13, 2008, 08:19:14 AM »
"the creme della reese"
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #122 on: August 24, 2008, 05:25:50 PM »



 
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #123 on: August 24, 2008, 08:20:55 PM »
Excellent, DaveB
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #124 on: August 24, 2008, 10:18:48 PM »
elvis island.


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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #125 on: August 25, 2008, 12:10:56 AM »
Hell in a "hambasket"

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #126 on: August 31, 2008, 11:04:10 PM »
comet boot

Wow this one wins the prize for the most over-the-top malaproprism.
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #127 on: September 01, 2008, 08:11:11 AM »
Arm and Geddy on


...but I still think "persona au gratin" was my favorite of all time.
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #128 on: September 10, 2008, 12:24:37 AM »
Dr. Jonas Brothers

"Crack a talk-show much?"

That slew me! :D

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #129 on: September 10, 2008, 12:24:18 PM »
"takes president" instead of precedent .

"delicates" instead of delegates.
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #130 on: September 10, 2008, 12:29:26 PM »
President Butch

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #131 on: September 10, 2008, 12:30:51 PM »
Scranton's own Joe Vitamin
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #132 on: September 12, 2008, 01:09:16 PM »
compupines

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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #133 on: September 12, 2008, 11:49:06 PM »
I will pay anyone who wants to make a Borat Oblama/Joe Vitamin '08 sticker.
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Re: Wurster Malapropisms
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2008, 06:49:15 PM »
I want to make one. Now, how much do you owe me?
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