In reference to deep frying things which should
never rarely be deep-fried, I respectfully submit the Bennigan's Monte Cristo:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/zesmerelda/1388481819/They've taken a supremely unhealthy sandwich and deep fried it, then sprinkled confectionary sugar on it and served it with a side of some sort of jam or jelly. The horror of it all is only surpassed by how ungodly delicious it is. Or was, I respect myself just enough to never dive into that again.