IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF COOK COUNTY, ILLINOIS
MUNICIPAL DEPARTMENT, FIRST DISTRICT
TOM SCHARPLING,
Plaintiff
v. No. 06-M1-2099368
SEVEN SECOND DELAY,
Defendant
MOTION TO CEASE ILLEGAL PHONE USE BY A JERK
BY DEFENDANT PRO SE
NOW COMES Plaintiff, Tom Scharpling, bringing this Motion before this Honorable Court to order a jerk stop using a sacred private phone line pursuant to 735 ILCS 5/2-1203, and states the following in support thereof:
1. Some Dumbass with Seven Second Delay is using 201-209-9368 illegally and without permission.
2. This motion is brought within 30 days, therefore this court has jurisdiction to hear this action pursuant to 735 ILCS 5/2-1203.
3. Defendant asks that this Honorable Court order Seven Second Delay immediately cease and desist these actions post haste.
WHEREFORE, Plaintiff, Tom Scharpling, prays that this Honorable Court cease this injustice and punish the offender in any way this Court deems just and proper.
