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The Worst Song Ever
« on: February 05, 2009, 08:52:55 PM »
Sometimes I wish I had a time machine just so I could go back to call in on topics I missed.

Because the worst song ever, no matter what anyone says, is "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2009, 09:40:12 PM »
I think Tom was right with the first Worst Song Ever show - The Load Out is as bad as it gets.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2009, 10:28:49 PM »
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 10:29:32 PM »
The Load Out has the benefit of not nearly ruining Be My Baby
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 11:14:55 PM »
Centerfield by Fogerty is as bad as it gets as far as I am concerned.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 08:53:09 AM »
It is a tie between "What's Up?" by the 4 Non Blondes and "I Believe I Can Fly" R. Kelly.  Both of those songs make me want to put my head in the oven.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 08:55:44 AM »
Tom needs to put together a compilation album of worst songs.  Perhaps a 2 CD set, the second CD being his "commentary" on the songs.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 10:46:46 AM »
Quote from: SexyAnkles on February 06, 2009, 08:55:44 AM
Tom needs to put together a compilation album of worst songs.  Perhaps a 2 CD set, the second CD being his "commentary" on the songs.

He should record intros to each song ala Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy on the Anchorman soundtrack.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 12:34:46 PM »
The last awful song I heard was "Young" by Hollywood Undead. Thanks for that junk, Rock Band 2.

But when we speak of the truly dreadful, "Cowboy Star" has got to be in the top 5.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »
The Gran Torino "theme song" that Clint Eastwood performs at the end of that movie is one of the worst songs I've heard in years. His singing voice sounds like he had both lungs surgically removed.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2009, 02:39:32 PM »
The Clint Eastwood/Ray Charles duet "Beers to You" from Every Which Way You Can is also really really bad.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2009, 05:02:45 PM »
Quote from: erechoveraker on February 05, 2009, 11:14:55 PM
Centerfield by Fogerty is as bad as it gets as far as I am concerned.

that's about right.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2009, 06:05:22 PM »
Quote from: Pat K on February 06, 2009, 02:35:48 PM
The Gran Torino "theme song" that Clint Eastwood performs at the end of that movie is one of the worst songs I've heard in years. His singing voice sounds like he had both lungs surgically removed.

I second this. It's absolutely bizarre.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2009, 06:18:43 PM »
Quote from: Martin on February 06, 2009, 06:05:22 PM
Quote from: Pat K on February 06, 2009, 02:35:48 PM
The Gran Torino "theme song" that Clint Eastwood performs at the end of that movie is one of the worst songs I've heard in years. His singing voice sounds like he had both lungs surgically removed.

I second this. It's absolutely bizarre.
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I third it.  I started laughing.  The only laughs of that entire evening, actually. 

What a rough movie.  Ugh.

MY VOTE goes for "Hotel California"

Fake reggae voice, vibraslap (I'm sure it's in there somewhere), unintelligible lyrics.  That song is the worst. 
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2009, 11:39:00 PM »
I really do not want to step on anybody's toes here by pointing out how wrong they are because it is probably just an innocent matter of their not having actually heard this, THE ABSOLUTE WINNER of Worst Song Ever:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0[/youtube]
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