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Chris L

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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #120 on: January 12, 2010, 04:36:42 PM »
Nothing beats a little kid talking about "snorting kielbasa-thick lines of cocaine."
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #121 on: January 12, 2010, 06:10:18 PM »
Quote from: Chris L on January 12, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
Nothing beats a little kid talking about "snorting kielbasa-thick lines of cocaine."

Mac's recitation of that line is one of the best things in the history of the universe. 
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #122 on: January 12, 2010, 06:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Omar on January 12, 2010, 06:10:18 PM
Quote from: Chris L on January 12, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
Nothing beats a little kid talking about "snorting kielbasa-thick lines of cocaine."

Mac's recitation of that line is one of the best things in the history of the universe. 

As is his charming mispronunciation of Judas Priest's vocalist's surname.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #123 on: January 12, 2010, 07:26:50 PM »
I love when Tom messes with kids' heads. I wish more kids would call the show; in the early years, it seemed to happen quite often. Like when he challenged an entire posse of jr. high kids to a fight, or proposed a power tool fight between the Hasu Kid and the Anti-Hasu Kid
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #124 on: January 13, 2010, 05:26:34 PM »
Worth listening to with headphones so that you can hear Tom cracking up in the background through the whole call.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #125 on: January 13, 2010, 05:38:10 PM »
every mac call is a treasure
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #126 on: January 13, 2010, 06:01:56 PM »
The number of little kids that used to call is astounding--as well as the various deadbeat high-schoolers.  What attracted them to the show?  Have other radio shows ever had this kind of draw? What seems to have driven them away?
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #127 on: January 13, 2010, 06:13:06 PM »
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What seems to have driven them away?

Drugs, World of Warcraft.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #128 on: January 14, 2010, 10:55:02 PM »
Quote from: yesno on January 13, 2010, 06:01:56 PM
The number of little kids that used to call is astounding--as well as the various deadbeat high-schoolers.  What attracted them to the show?  Have other radio shows ever had this kind of draw? What seems to have driven them away?

There's even a Christmas Eve show, 2002 I think, where a 2-year-old (!) called up. His inability to fully understand what Tom was saying was insane/hilarious.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #129 on: January 25, 2010, 10:01:48 AM »
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #130 on: January 25, 2010, 10:11:52 AM »
Quote from: Martin on January 25, 2010, 10:01:48 AM
New Best Show Gems out today: Tom vs. Billy Crystal


I love this one. That Billy Crystal/Comic Relief "jazzman" thing was truly horrible.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #131 on: January 25, 2010, 10:40:04 AM »
Quote from: scratchbomb on January 25, 2010, 10:11:52 AM
Quote from: Martin on January 25, 2010, 10:01:48 AM
New Best Show Gems out today: Tom vs. Billy Crystal


I love this one. That Billy Crystal/Comic Relief "jazzman" thing was truly horrible.


Yeah, it's bad ... I"m sure that the audience isn't miked very well, but I choose to think that the lack of laughter is because Billy Crystal's minstrel act is just appalling.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #132 on: January 25, 2010, 10:46:33 AM »
NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO TERLETS.
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #133 on: January 25, 2010, 01:10:00 PM »
The Jimmy Crespo call is one of my favorite bits ever. Hearing Tom "silently" lose it off mic is so good.

"Too Much Cocaine."

"For YOU maybe!"

"What?!"

"Yeah, What?!"
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Re: Best Show Gems
« Reply #134 on: January 25, 2010, 03:18:32 PM »
Quote from: Matt on January 25, 2010, 10:46:33 AM
NO FOOD, NO WATER, NO TERLETS.

Also, "mockingboids" ... that's like a bugs bunny imitation.
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