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fletcher munson

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Bad Business Names
« on: November 29, 2009, 08:59:12 PM »
Hairs To You

(men's barbershop)

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« Last Edit: November 29, 2009, 09:30:31 PM by fletcher munson »
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2009, 09:20:31 PM »
I actually think this is a great business name, but for some it would fall into this category.  In St. Louis, where I grew up, there was a construction company whose trucks bore their name: Big Boy's Steel Erection.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2009, 09:21:12 PM »
Quote from: fletcher munson on November 29, 2009, 08:59:12 PM
Hairs To You

(men's barbershop)

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Lick - a - Chick

(Drive in Chicken Restaurant)
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 09:24:19 PM »
There are a few Computer Tune and Lube locations in Connecticut. I thought it was a bad name for an electronics repair shop but it's actually a terrible name for a car repair shop.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2009, 09:40:26 PM »
There's a barber shop on Bushwick Ave in Brooklyn called STREETGANGS.COM BARBER SHOP.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2009, 09:48:28 PM »
There's a place in Redding, CA called "SASSY PLANTS"

what's worse: The sign for it isn't sassy-looking at all. It's quite drab, actually.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2009, 09:55:04 PM »
Hairway 2 Heaven, Dead Rockstar (tattoos).
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2009, 09:55:41 PM »
"Felt Kids"

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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2009, 10:01:37 PM »
Quote from: thom on November 29, 2009, 09:24:19 PM
There are a few Computer Tune and Lube locations in Connecticut. I thought it was a bad name for an electronics repair shop but it's actually a terrible name for a car repair shop.

I believe that's a Jock Squad service.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2009, 10:48:21 PM »
A Little Off the Top: a topless hair salon for men I seem to recall being in Brick NJ in the 90s.

Loaf'n'Jug is a little chain of gas stations/convenience stores in the western states.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2009, 11:14:11 PM »
Chick King-the name of a restaurant in Downtown Pittsburgh
Wiener World-the name of a combination adult bookstore/hot dog shop in Downtown Pittsburgh (was torn down about 10 years ago)
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2009, 11:25:00 PM »
Quote from: nec13 on November 29, 2009, 11:14:11 PM
Wiener World-the name of a combination adult bookstore/hot dog shop in Downtown Pittsburgh (was torn down about 10 years ago)

I call bullshit! No! that is not actually possible.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2009, 11:34:07 PM »
I live right down the street from a 24 hour adult bookstore called "Toy Box".

this isn't so bad really. Or it wouldn't be if there wasn't a massive billboard in front of it with the words "Toy Box" and a drawing of a stuffed bear.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2009, 11:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Auntie Christina on November 29, 2009, 11:25:00 PM
Quote from: nec13 on November 29, 2009, 11:14:11 PM
Wiener World-the name of a combination adult bookstore/hot dog shop in Downtown Pittsburgh (was torn down about 10 years ago)

I call bullshit! No! that is not actually possible.

I'm not kidding. Besides, I'm not creative (or funny) enough to make up something like this.
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Re: Bad Business Names
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2009, 11:43:13 PM »
The adult book stores I see most often are just called Adult Books.
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