Does Anybody Have A Talk Box I Can Borrow?

[Tom Scharpling]

I need to borrow a talk box for my WFMU finale performance. Does anybody out there have one? Please let me know if you do - I'm in a bit of a pinch.

Thanks!

Tom.

[daveB from Oakland: No Refunds]

I need to borrow a talk box voice modulator for my WFMU finale performance. Does anybody out there have one? Please let me know if you do - I'm in a bit of a pinch.

Thanks!

Tom.

[DJ Clem]

This reads like one of Wurster's tweets.

[Heavy Jenga]

I knew it, i knew it was a voice modulator.

[masterofsparks]

I need to borrow a talk box for my WFMU finale performance. Does anybody out there have one? Please let me know if you do - I'm in a bit of a pinch.

Thanks!

Tom.

Please tell me you're doing the full version of "Do You Feel Like We Do."

[Auntie Christina]

I need to borrow a talk box for my WFMU finale performance. Does anybody out there have one? Please let me know if you do - I'm in a bit of a pinch.

Thanks!

Tom.

Please tell me you're doing the full version of "Do You Feel Like We Do."

Finally, someone of quality. I read this and all I thought was: is he gonna do Frampton or Joe Walsh? 

These guys, picking on Tom.

[Martin]

He's obviously doing Computer Love.

[DJ Clem]

My primary memory of talk boxes (aside from Frampton/Perry rule-age) is looking at them in guitar catalogs as a kid, and always seeing the following disclaimer:

DUE TO HEALTH REASONS, NO RETURNS ON THIS ITEM.

Sorta makes one question the wisdom of borrowing one, eh?  

[masterofsparks]

He's obviously doing Computer Love.

"USB Port"

[Chris L]

Maybe it's "Livin' on a Prayer."

"Tommy used to work on the docks..."

[masterofsparks]

"Sweet Emotion" also.

"Hair of the Dog" would be pretty awesome.

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Pigs" by Pink Floyd?

[buffcoat]

Electric Dreams.

[KickTheBobo]

if you are really desperate, you can build a makeshift one from Home Depot stuff:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EIQxwotn3k[/youtube]

[Tom Scharpling]

Im assuming the answer is 'no' so far, so I will modify my request: does anybody know of any sort of toy/gadget that can replicate a talkbox/robot voice? I am open to any sort of toy store microphone thing.

Thanks!

Tom.