Godzilla Haikus

[JonFromMaplewood]

http://godzillahaiku.tumblr.com/

[NJL]

I don't like it.  I love it.


But he is his son isn't he?  Isn't that why they named the movie "Son of Godzilla"?

[buffcoat]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... whooh.

[Auntie Christina]

After how many years on the internet, I don't know why I persist in thinking that it's reached its Stoopid Apex, because some loony-tunes thing comes along like this.

That guy's peepee is sideways, too, and his painted on leotard-thing appears to be a thong.

[Sarah]

That sideways member is clearly a painfully arranged erection brought on by the hand shake.  No wonder Godzilla feels a bit shy.

[Auntie Christina]

Yabbut it's centrally located on his crotch. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

[dave from knoxville]

That sideways member
Is clearly a painfully
Arranged erection

[Sarah]

I came into this thread planning to do actually what you did, DfK.  Thanks for saving me the trouble.

[Auntie Christina]

God knows why I persist in arguing this, but here I go: it's been my ... experience that an arranged erection is off to one side or the other.

THAT THING IS DEAD CENTER! That's all I"m saying. I really need to let this go, too.

[dave from knoxville]

arranged erections
tend to be off to one side
THAT THING'S DEAD CENTER!

[Auntie Christina]

All I can say is YAY for poetry!

[Sarah]

AC, I think you're overlooking the fact that the appendage in question is attached to some weird alien/android critter.  Who knows how that species' members lie?  Indeed, for all we know, they have two.

[Auntie Christina]

AC, I think you're overlooking the fact that the appendage in question is attached to some weird alien/android critter.  Who knows how that species' members lie?  Indeed, for all we know, they have two.

Which reminds me, a friend of a friend on Facebook recently used the term "bifurcated weiner" in a comment. I thought the phrase had a nice ring to it.

[JonFromMaplewood]

AC, I think you're overlooking the fact that the appendage in question is attached to some weird alien/android critter.  Who knows how that species' members lie?  Indeed, for all we know, they have two.

My take:  The alien's member hangs forward and down like human members. The shape we see on both sides is simply the empty fold of the costume material as it rises to meet the member in the middle.

[JustSheaNo]

My take:  The alien's member hangs forward and down like human members. The shape we see on both sides is simply the empty fold of the costume material as it rises to meet the member in the middle.

Actually, I think the alien is struggling with rapid weightloss; as a result, their underwear keeps sliding down and pooling at the place in the costume where the inseam and rise meet.