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Title: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: A.M. Thomas on February 12, 2009, 11:59:49 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00732/SNN1305AA-380_732314a.jpg)
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Kim Kelly on February 13, 2009, 01:32:21 AM
Is that Pete Doherty?
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Bryan on February 13, 2009, 10:10:25 AM
Oh chavs, what will we do with you?
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: TacoSmith on February 13, 2009, 06:44:05 PM
I think the country of England is directed by Larry Clark.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Trembling Eagle on February 13, 2009, 11:30:07 PM
why is this so shocking to people, did they not have health class in high school?

Whether society thinks its acceptable or not at about 12 or 13 humans biologically can procreate
I know that's an insane thought but....it's TRUE.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Denim Gremlin on February 14, 2009, 01:20:43 AM
why is this so shocking to people, did they not have health class in high school?

Whether society thinks its acceptable or not at about 12 or 13 humans biologically can procreate
I know that's an insane thought but....it's TRUE.

not that they can but that they are
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: KickTheBobo on February 14, 2009, 11:20:55 AM
I think the country of England is directed by Larry Clark.

brilliant.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: J. Garbage on February 14, 2009, 02:19:16 PM
His Dad
“I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.”

Yeah, but, you could've also had that talk sometime in the nine months leading up to bringing this baby to term. You'd have had a good framing device: "This is what's happening to Chantell and this is how it happened." Jeez, procrastinate much?  Maybe he'll want to bring the baby in to hear this chat with Alfie as well, just to maybe get that one up to speed early.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Kim Kelly on February 14, 2009, 02:33:56 PM
His name is Alfie?? Well, that explains what it's all about. Or what's it all about. Or whatever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7Fh8jdBCc

Also applicable:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRX57zprNdw
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: dave from knoxville on February 14, 2009, 02:48:18 PM
I remember that song, but I think it goes "What is your sperm count, Al FEEEEEEE?"
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on February 17, 2009, 06:18:01 PM
I think the country of England is directed by Larry Clark.

the proof is in the pudding
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: A.M. Thomas on February 17, 2009, 08:32:14 PM
I think the country of England is directed by Larry Clark.

Oi!, the proof is in the blood pudding, love.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: PatrickChew on February 19, 2009, 05:51:09 PM
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/19/Young_Brit_dad_story_may_be_a_hoax/UPI-42711235025531/ (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/19/Young_Brit_dad_story_may_be_a_hoax/UPI-42711235025531/)
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: iAmBaronVonTito on February 19, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
i call shenanigans.  of course he's the father. 
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: A.M. Thomas on February 19, 2009, 08:17:03 PM
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/19/Young_Brit_dad_story_may_be_a_hoax/UPI-42711235025531/ (http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/19/Young_Brit_dad_story_may_be_a_hoax/UPI-42711235025531/)

Well, it is The Sun.  There's not a whole lot of journalism going on here.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: buffcoat on February 20, 2009, 11:44:52 AM
Dear God what is that thing on the right?







Unrelated statement: Britain is doomed.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Sarah on February 20, 2009, 03:24:29 PM
Unrelated statement: Britain the world is doomed.

fixed
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: daveB from Oakland on February 21, 2009, 11:40:50 AM

This Associated Press article makes present-day England sound like an excellent place for the Gorch.

Quote
The rise in knife crime harkens back to the 1950s "West Side Story" era in the United States.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h8ihxvA5ljjj2TZaVXn0v1VT-OCQD96C2QG00
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Sarah on February 21, 2009, 12:03:28 PM
Aren't stabbings especially prevalent in Scotland nowadays?  I seem to remember reading something about that a year or two ago.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: Trembling Eagle on February 21, 2009, 01:22:10 PM
Aren't stabbings especially prevalent in Scotland nowadays?  I seem to remember reading something about that a year or two ago.

not as many handguns in the UK so you get much more stabbings and bludgeonings. I think I'd rather be shot, such an American way to go.
Title: Re: "Baby-faced boy is father at 13" -- Sun Article
Post by: A.M. Thomas on February 21, 2009, 08:01:15 PM
The world is in the turlet.