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Mike's Top 100
« on: April 08, 2015, 01:33:34 PM »
I know I'm not the only one who wants to know who made the cut.
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2015, 06:10:30 PM »
The guy who screams when Phil Leotardo gets his head squashed

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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2015, 06:26:53 PM »
He said a few more too, right? I haven't re-listened to the episode just yet.
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2015, 06:45:39 AM »
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2015, 07:32:10 PM »
Johnny from Naked.

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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2015, 02:30:21 PM »
Bringing my list to tonight's show.
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2015, 03:33:59 PM »
Here you go. I'll probably continue to fiddle with it:

1.   “Oh, shit!” guy from Phil Leotardo’s hit/The Sopranos
2.   Fuckhead/Jesus’ Son (Denis Johnson)
3.   Johnny/Naked
4.   Majai/the little guy from The Island of Dr. Moreau remake
5.   The Kid from Deliverance
6.   Martin Short as The Kid from Deliverance/SCTV
7.   The “baby” from Eraserhead
8.   The freaks/Freaks
9.   Goofus/Goofus and Gallant
10.   Garland “The Mariette Mangler” Greene/Con Air
11.   Mr. Jimmy/You Can’t Always Get What You Want (Rolling Stones)
12.   The Counselor/The Counselor
13.   Palm Apodaca/the hitchhiker from Five Easy Pieces (“Filth is bad. That’s what starts maggots and riots.”)
14.   Der Bruno Stroszek/Stroszek
15.   Eva/Stroszek
16.   Sheitz/Stroszek
17.   The pimps/Stroszek
18.   Kilgore Trout/Breakfast of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut)
19.   Dawn “Sweetie”/Sweetie
20.   Blanche DuBois/A Streetcar Named Desire
21.   Oma (Susan Tyrell)/Fat City
22.   Mary Cavan Tyrone/Long Day’s Journey Into Night
23.   Willy Loman/Death of a Salesman
24.   Martha/Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
25.   E. B. Farnum/Deadwood
26.   Augie March/The Adventures of Augie March (Saul Bellow)
27.   Ratso Rizzo/Midnight Cowboy
28.   Hickey/The Iceman Cometh
29.   Maggie Pollitt/Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
30.   Austin Popper/Masters of Atlantis (Charles Portis)
31.   Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom/the Rabbit novels (John Updike)
32.   John Self/Money (Martin Amis)
33.   Ted Baxter/The Mary Tyler Moore Show
34.   Kramer/Seinfeld
35.   Larry/Curb Your Enthusiasm
36.   Alan Partridge/I’m Alan Partridge
37.   David Brent/The Office
38.   Nicola/Life Is Sweet
39.   Junior Soprano/The Sopranos
40.   Paulie Walnuts Gualtieri/The Sopranos
41.   Olivia Soprano/The Sopranos
42.   Tony Soprano/The Sopranos
43.   G.T.O./Two-Lane Blacktop
44.   Sir John Falstaff/Henry IV parts I and II and Henry V (Shakespeare)
45.   King Lear/King Lear (Shakespeare)
46.   Hamlet/Hamlet (Shakespeare)
47.   Othello/Othello (Shakespeare)
48.   Lady Macbeth/Macbeth (Shakespeare)
49.   Sport/Taxi Driver
50.   Ben/Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
51.   Captain Ahab/Moby Dick (Herman Melville)
52.   Gregor Samsa/The Metamorphosis (Franz Kafka)
53.   Bob Slocum/Something Happened (Joseph Heller)
54.   Sancho Panza/Don Quixote (Cervantes)
55.   Patsy Stone/Absolutely Fabulous
56.   Edina Monsoon/Absolutely Fabulous
57.   Joe Camel
58.   Al Swearengen/Deadwood
59.   Clyde Griffiths/An American Tragedy (Theodore Dreiser)
60.   Emma Bovary/Madame Bovary (Gustave Flaubert)
61.   Anna Karenina/Anna Karenina (Leo Tolstoy)
62.   Leopold Bloom/Ulysses (James Joyce)
63.   J.J. Evans/Good Times
64.   Job/The Book of Job
65.   Bugs Bunny
66.   Philip Marlowe (Raymond Chandler)
67.   Nick and Nora Charles (Dashiell Hammett)
68.   Nick Adams (Ernest Hemingway)
69.   Huckleberry Finn/Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Mark Twain)
70.   Vladimir and Estragon/Waiting for Godot (Samuel Beckett)
71.   Johnny LaRue/SCTV
72.   Bobby Bittman/SCTV
73.   Sammy Maudlin/SCTV
74.   John McCabe/McCabe & Mrs. Miller
75.   Constance Miller/McCabe & Mrs. Miller
76.   Haven Hamilton/Nashville
77.   R. P. McMurphy/One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
78.   Alex/A Clockwork Orange
79.   Alexander Portnoy/Portnoy’s Complaint
80.   Fred G. Sanford/Sanford and Son
81.   Reed Rothchild/Boogie Nights
82.   Curly/The Three Stooges
83.   Jeff Lebowski/The Big Lebowski
84.   Laurel/Laurel and Hardy
85.   Reginald Jeeves (P. G. Wodehouse)
86.   Bertie Wooster (P. G. Wodehouse)
87.   Bart Simpson/The Simpsons
88.   Captain Kangaroo
89.   Harry the guy with the Snake on his face/SCTV
90.   Bertha/Grateful Dead
91.   Wharf Rat/Grateful Dead
92.   Geoffrey Firman/Under the Volcano (Malcolm Lowry)
93.   Luke/Cool Hand Luke
94.   The Great Gazoo/The Flinstones
95.   Reverand Jim Ignatowski/Taxi
96.   Billy Jack/Billy Jack
97.   Gigantor
98.   "Uncle" Joe Grandi/Touch of Evil
99.   Carol Traynor/Maude
100.   Otis Campbell/The Andy Griffith Show
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2015, 03:51:08 PM »
The omission of Hugo from "The Slap" was a major oversight.

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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2015, 07:38:40 PM »
Nice list, Mike.

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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2015, 10:57:20 PM »
That Top 10 is nothing but hits.
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2015, 07:48:29 PM »

91.   Wharf Rat/Grateful Dead


From http://artsites.ucsc.edu/GDead/agdl/wrat.html : " (Jerry) Garcia's only known artwork titled after a Grateful Dead song lyric was "August West (Wharf Rat)" measuring 8.5 x 5.75", offered on eBay at $55,000 in November, 2001.




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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2015, 10:18:55 PM »
Mr. Jimmy is Jimmy Miller, their producer and the drummer on YCAGWYW (because Watts couldn't play it)

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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2015, 01:21:12 PM »
I had thought of GTO from Two-Lane Blacktop!

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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2015, 03:27:32 PM »
so glad Billy Jack made it.
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Re: Mike's Top 100
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2015, 07:40:40 PM »
Here you go. I'll probably continue to fiddle with it:

44.   Sir John Falstaff/Henry IV parts I and II and Henry V (Shakespeare)
45.   King Lear/King Lear (Shakespeare)
46.   Hamlet/Hamlet (Shakespeare)
47.   Othello/Othello (Shakespeare)
48.   Lady Macbeth/Macbeth (Shakespeare)


Great list, Mike. A nice complement to Tom's...you know, for the eggheads.  Although if there were room for one more character from Shakespeare I'd have loved it if you included Edmund the Bastard from King Lear. Now there's a guy with a gripe:

Act I scene 2

Edmund:
"Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore should I
Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
The curiosity of nations to deprive me,
For that I am some twelve or fourteen moon-shines
Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base?
When my dimensions are as well compact,
My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us
With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
More composition and fierce quality
Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops,
Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well, then,
Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land:
Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund
As to the legitimate: fine word,--legitimate!
Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,
And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper:
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!"
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