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Remakes I Would Definitely See
« on: April 22, 2016, 11:29:14 PM »
Werner Herzog's ALF.
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Re: Remakes I Would Definitely See
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2016, 08:58:24 AM »
On the opposite end of the scale, I would like to see Michael Bay channel Gus Van Sant and do a shot-for-shot remake of Psycho. He would inevitably fail, and the places where he failed would likely be very entertaining.
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Re: Remakes I Would Definitely See
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2016, 12:06:22 AM »
Small Wonder where the robot kills the whole town. Dark, man, dark.

Mostly I just want to see the cheesiest 80s sitcoms remade with sort of East German cinema vision.
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Re: Remakes I Would Definitely See
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2016, 08:38:39 PM »
Small Wonder where the robot kills the whole town. Dark, man, dark.

Mostly I just want to see the cheesiest 80s sitcoms remade with sort of East German cinema vision.

I think its singularity would be cool, otherwise it would be Village of the DamnedToday's Special directed by Chris Noland. Hill Street Blues by Scorsese   Married with Children by Oliver Stone

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Re: Remakes I Would Definitely See
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2016, 08:35:45 AM »
Christopher Nolan's 9 to 5

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Re: Remakes I Would Definitely See
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2016, 09:45:55 AM »
Darren Aronofsky's The Great Space Coaster.


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Re: Remakes I Would Definitely See
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2016, 04:24:05 PM »
Julie Taymor's Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

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