Author Topic: www.geosense.net/Filthy Laurie's Adventures  (Read 7914 times)

Dorvid Barnas

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www.geosense.net/Filthy Laurie's Adventures
« on: August 22, 2007, 09:03:09 PM »
I'm glad Tom mentioned geosense last night. That game is FUN.  Embarassment has to be a part of it, especially when you, say, fail to identify the country from which most of your ancestors hail.  Or when someone beats you on your own home-state. 
But it's quick, educational, and a lovely way to spend the music break.

Trotskie

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 10:27:15 PM »
fun!

Laurie

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 10:36:59 PM »
So a fellow by the name of "monster cock" asks me my "ASL" about twenty times. In response to his queries, I finally give up and tell him I'm a 14 year old boy living in the Philippines. Apparently the word "gay" is considered offensive by Geosense chat filters, but "monster cock" is A-OK. I'm changing my user name is gaping pussy*.




*No, I'm not. I'm changing it to distended asshole.

Richard_From_CHI

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 11:29:12 PM »
Call me confused but what is "ASL"?


Richard_From_CHI

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 11:29:48 PM »
Age, Sex, ????


Gregory

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 11:40:06 PM »
Location

buffcoat

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2007, 08:59:45 AM »
I feel terrible for the women of the world, always being hit on by these schmoes - online, in real life, and as they walk past construction sites.


Although, sometimes I kinda wish there were some lady construction workers - I need constructive feedback on my ensembles!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Laurie

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2007, 09:04:53 AM »
Yeah, so I apparently have a lifetime membership to an altporn website that is not SuicideGirls thanks to the editorial staff. I get this message from this dude totally hitting on me, saying my pics are hot (they're not -- totally innocent, not provocative at all). I haven't posted on that website in about two years. I didn't even know I still had a membership, since I'm not paying for it. What the fuck? There are hot naked ladies to be harrassed. Go bother Darenzia or something. Jesus.

Dorvid Barnas

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2007, 12:09:35 PM »
I get this message from this dude totally hitting on me, saying my pics are hot.

Two questions:

1)What pictures?
2)Show me the pictures.

Laurie

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2007, 12:20:31 PM »
I get this message from this dude totally hitting on me, saying my pics are hot.

Two questions:

1)What pictures?
2)Show me the pictures.

I think it's a picture of me wearing a WWF Rockers tee shirt I had when I was a kid and Ultimate Warrior facepaint. There might be a cleavagey profile pic also, but come on. Who are you going to hit on? Hot naked goths? Or me? Seriously.

Dorvid Barnas

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2007, 12:56:00 PM »
I've only "hit on" (loathe that expression) one person via the internet, and it ended poorly, so I'll be striking out face-to-face from now on.

I was having fun messing with those geosense toilet-talk chatters, though.

"Know what really gets me hard? Knowing where Bolivia is."

Sarah

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2007, 12:58:51 PM »
It gives me comfort to know that some horny Internet trolls care about geography.

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2007, 01:17:38 PM »
It gives me comfort to know that some horny Internet trolls care about geography.

In a recent study, horny internet trolls scored 20% better on geography exams than American High School students. 

Geosense really is fun, though I had to bail - I could feel myself getting obsessed and I'd like to at least pretend to get some work done while listening to TBSOWFMU.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

buffcoat

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2007, 02:11:10 PM »
I got stomped by one person 10-0 and then beat the next person 9-1.  I did a little better the second time, but that first person was getting within 200km for random cities in India and Brazil.  I just click in the middle or on the coast.  What the hell.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

evan (giggles)

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Re: www.geosense.net
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2007, 02:56:30 PM »
i lost 7-3 last night. but it wasn't really that close. her average km off was about 700, and mine was over 2,000.

if you ever see me in there, challenge me. you'll win.