I know you're goofing, Owen, and think you're doing nothing at all wrong. Cheers.
Also, I have a great idea for an Axe Body Spray commercial:
A guy is camping in the woods, but he can't sleep because he's getting bitten by mosquitoes. He reaches for his bug spray, but in the dark, accidentally reaches for his Axe Body Spray. After spraying himself, he notices that the bugs have stopped biting him and are instead floating in front of his face, staring at him longingly. (CGI?)
A noise is heard outside the tent, and when he goes outside, he discovers that all of the inhabitants of the forest have gathered in front of his tent, hundreds of creatures large and small, lovingly fixated upon this strange magic man and his glorious aroma.
Then he gets raped by a bear. Cut to product.
Has that one been done, yet?
