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Laurie

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Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« on: September 13, 2006, 10:59:52 AM »
You know how there are products that make you laugh? Just the name sets you off, and you're bent over in laughter at the very idea. And I'm not even talking about "devices." I'm talking about Jazzy scooters. They're rib-crackingly funny, and I can't explain why.

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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2006, 12:23:14 PM »
what could possibly be funnier than a device giving mobilitiy handicapped individuals?
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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2006, 07:20:52 PM »

Point well taken, Captain.  With all due respect to physically disabled people who rely on such devices (and do I mean quite that sincerely!), to me the humorous part is in the name... jazzy.  Kinda ironic, I have to admit.

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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2006, 09:56:31 AM »
Who anointed CPM the Hippy Johnny Farm Fresh Political Correctness Police?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2006, 11:19:03 AM »
The lame can't dig jazz?
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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2006, 11:40:47 AM »
the Gorch is going to kick your asses.  I'm just looking out for you.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2006, 11:45:38 AM by CaptainPizzaMonster »
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2006, 12:13:57 PM »
It seems as though Tom believes only the lame can dig jazz.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Laurie

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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2006, 12:52:26 PM »
Clarification: No other power scooters -- with the exception of Segways, and those don't count, okay, because they're funny by nature -- make me laugh. Only Jazzy scooters.

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Re: Inexplicably hilarious inanimate objects
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2006, 10:28:43 PM »
I jacked this thread.  Sorry, Laurie.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

 

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