Does this mean that if I gush and cry and tag along with something long enough, I'll eventually be allowed to participate, or is this a fame thing? By these new rules, I should be called up to play bass for Sonic Youth in the next year. Sorry Kim! Take a bench.
I'd rather see Billy Crystal be funny instead, but we know where his heart is. Bono is still in chrysalis to become UN Secretary General, because being the front-man for a big-ass band is boring (but I don't want to knock that guy too hard... go for it dude). Maybe we can predict comedians secret career trajectories when being funny just isn't engaging to them anymore!
NEW TOPIC:
Robin Williams is going to start selling blow in Williamsburg!
Gallagher is working produce in your corner store!
Dane Cook is a male escort! Get some now!
George Carlin? POW, now he's Andy Rooney.
Who's the first FOT? GOOD NEWS! You get to host the Best Show tonight! This will roll both ways, comic world!