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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #60 on: May 05, 2008, 11:25:40 AM »
Amish people hate Muslims?  Who knew?

Strangely, I have a family connection to the Amish, and am prepared to assert that most of them probably do hate Muslims. To make a big (yet accurate) generalization, the Amish are pretty racist.

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #61 on: May 05, 2008, 11:46:19 AM »
Amish people hate Muslims?  Who knew?

Strangely, I have a family connection to the Amish, and am prepared to assert that most of them probably do hate Muslims. To make a big (yet accurate) generalization, the Amish are pretty racist.

They'll take away all your spank mags, too. Nem Amish are nowhere near as cool as you think they're gonna be.
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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #62 on: May 05, 2008, 12:33:52 PM »
Amish people hate Muslims?  Who knew?

Strangely, I have a family connection to the Amish, and am prepared to assert that most of them probably do hate Muslims. To make a big (yet accurate) generalization, the Amish are pretty racist.

Do they keep up with news/politics? I'd be interested in knowing how much they know about the modern world.

I just had a great idea for a movie, don't the Amish do that thing where the teenagers leave for a couple of weeks to find out whether they want to live in the regular world or not?

In my story a Amish woman goes out for her weeks and comes back preggo from a tryst with a black man. But she wants to keep the baby and stay Amish.

"Papa don't Preach" it would be a edgier Juno with more laffs.
Christina Ricci as the girl, Anthony Anderson as the one night stand, Jeff Bridges as the tough Amish father.
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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #63 on: May 05, 2008, 12:59:13 PM »
"Papa don't Preach" it would be a edgier Under Siege 2 with more laffs.

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2008, 01:12:38 PM »
Do they keep up with news/politics? I'd be interested in knowing how much they know about the modern world.

I just had a great idea for a movie, don't the Amish do that thing where the teenagers leave for a couple of weeks to find out whether they want to live in the regular world or not?

In my story a Amish woman goes out for her weeks and comes back preggo from a tryst with a black man. But she wants to keep the baby and stay Amish.

"Papa don't Preach" it would be a edgier Under Siege 2 with more laffs.
Christina Ricci as the girl, Anthony Anderson as the one night stand, Jeff Bridges as the tough Amish father.

Different churches have pretty different approaches to things, but in general they don't keep up with U.S. or world politics. They pay taxes, but don't vote or take advantage of governmental services (like welfare, etc.). I looked at the newspaper that my brother-in-law gets, and it had a page or two of U.S. news, but since he's a convert, he is more connected to the world than most of his brethren.

Apparently that whole "Amish in the City" thing, where they go and experience worldly delights is not something that's done terribly often. It's played up in the western media, because it makes for fish-out-of-water hilarity.

They tend to be locally-minded (or insular, depending on your view of things), and despite what I said above about racism, they - especially the children - seem a lot happier than most of us English.

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2008, 01:18:02 PM »
Yeah, but don't they just not like anybody that isn't amish?  The real joke should be "I'm not Amish.  I don't speak whatever Amish language you're speaking."
and then the Amish guy says "Use two hands you'll get more in your mouth.  I hope you die, English.  But right before you die, my daughter needs a lift to her housekeeping gig, and I need to use the payphone outside of the Travel America plaza off Route 80.  Let's say you give us a ride in your fancy Lexus, you yankee piece of shit."
and then the non-Amish guy goes "Holy god this water is terrible!  Why oh why did I not simply seek out a well to drink from?!"
Amish guy: "Beats me.  Stupid."

The End.

Okay, it's not that funny.


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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2008, 01:28:27 PM »
Yeah, but don't they just not like anybody that isn't amish?  The real joke should be "I'm not Amish.  I don't speak whatever Amish language you're speaking."
and then the Amish guy says "Use two hands you'll get more in your mouth.  I hope you die, English.  But right before you die, my daughter needs a lift to her housekeeping gig, and I need to use the payphone outside of the Travel America plaza off Route 80.  Let's say you give us a ride in your fancy Lexus, you yankee piece of shit."
and then the non-Amish guy goes "Holy god this water is terrible!  Why oh why did I not simply seek out a well to drink from?!"
Amish guy: "Beats me.  Stupid."

The End.

Okay, it's not that funny.



Well, they've got ample reason to dislike, or at least be suspicious of, people from outside their communities. For the most part we treat them like props in a Ye Olde Lande theme park, make jokes at their expense, and chuck bottles at them from cars. They certainly have no love for the tourist industry that's sprung up around them (and they pretty much never benefit from it).

Since that's the case, they're amazingly gracious. They do tend to get much closer to the whole Christian charity thing than most others do.

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2008, 01:32:45 PM »
Okay, it's not that funny.

I disagree.  I also propose a racist joke remix contest, if for no other reason it'll bring back memories of FOTchan. 

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2008, 02:21:34 PM »
Yeah, but don't they just not like anybody that isn't amish?  The real joke should be "I'm not Amish.  I don't speak whatever Amish language you're speaking."
and then the Amish guy says "Use two hands you'll get more in your mouth.  I hope you die, English.  But right before you die, my daughter needs a lift to her housekeeping gig, and I need to use the payphone outside of the Travel America plaza off Route 80.  Let's say you give us a ride in your fancy Lexus, you yankee piece of shit."
and then the non-Amish guy goes "Holy god this water is terrible!  Why oh why did I not simply seek out a well to drink from?!"
Amish guy: "Beats me.  Stupid."

The End.

Okay, it's not that funny.



Well, they've got ample reason to dislike, or at least be suspicious of, people from outside their communities. For the most part we treat them like props in a Ye Olde Lande theme park, make jokes at their expense, and chuck bottles at them from cars. They certainly have no love for the tourist industry that's sprung up around them (and they pretty much never benefit from it).

Since that's the case, they're amazingly gracious. They do tend to get much closer to the whole Christian charity thing than most others do.

Yeah, they also have ample reason to be racist.  Let's face it, the Muslims (etc...)

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2008, 02:28:57 PM »
For the most part we treat them like props in a Ye Olde Lande theme park, make jokes at their expense, and chuck bottles at them from cars.

To paraphrase Tom., it's "we" now?

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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #70 on: May 05, 2008, 02:41:31 PM »
For the most part we treat them like props in a Ye Olde Lande theme park, make jokes at their expense, and chuck bottles at them from cars.

To paraphrase Tom., it's "we" now?

I will confess that I have been known to do this from time to time.  What else am I going to do with all those empty bottles in my car?!
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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #71 on: May 05, 2008, 03:58:55 PM »
Yeah, but don't they just not like anybody that isn't amish?  The real joke should be "I'm not Amish.  I don't speak whatever Amish language you're speaking."
and then the Amish guy says "Use two hands you'll get more in your mouth.  I hope you die, English.  But right before you die, my daughter needs a lift to her housekeeping gig, and I need to use the payphone outside of the Travel America plaza off Route 80.  Let's say you give us a ride in your fancy Lexus, you yankee piece of shit."
and then the non-Amish guy goes "Holy god this water is terrible!  Why oh why did I not simply seek out a well to drink from?!"
Amish guy: "Beats me.  Stupid."

The End.

Okay, it's not that funny.



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Re: someone forwarded me a racist joke
« Reply #72 on: May 05, 2008, 04:07:44 PM »
and chuck bottles at them from cars.

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