Author Topic: What is the lamest expression?  (Read 30058 times)

TL

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2008, 12:05:58 PM »
Also, last week at work, I eavesdropped on a call between my boss and somebody looking for work. She was trying to break it to him easy that she didn't have a spot for him, when she suddenly pulled out:

"Look, Bob… I'm not gonna take you for a pickle ride here."

Are you kidding me?  That's awesome!
I'm gonna start using that all the time!

Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

kimota

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2008, 12:31:01 PM »
I think I am going to punch the next co-worker who uses "slam-dunk" in a non-basketball context.

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2008, 12:44:50 PM »
Also, last week at work, I eavesdropped on a call between my boss and somebody looking for work. She was trying to break it to him easy that she didn't have a spot for him, when she suddenly pulled out:

"Look, Bob… I'm not gonna take you for a pickle ride here."

Are you kidding me?  That's awesome!
I'm gonna start using that all the time!



Man, that's a total Wursterism.
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2008, 12:56:48 PM »
as told by sarah silverman (jesus is magic), "can i steal you for a minute?" or "what a cute (cut)!"


essentially, the latter could be filled with anything. 
parents (mothers) tend to use this. 

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2008, 01:54:41 PM »
Nominations for WORST:

-Business people talking about a client/partner/vendor having "skin in the game"
-"ghetto" as an adjective
-"kooky"
-"don't go there"

Nominations for BEST:

--"cute like a stomach pump"
-"dumb as a box of hair"
-"a total goat-fuck"
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2008, 01:57:12 PM »
Nominations for WORST:

-Business people talking about a client/partner/vendor having "skin in the game"
-"ghetto" as an adjective
-"kooky"
-"don't go there"

Nominations for BEST:

--"cute like a stomach pump"
-"dumb as a box of hair"
-"a total goat-fuck"


im stealing "dumb as a box of hair"!

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2008, 04:02:15 PM »
Nominations for WORST:

-Business people talking about a client/partner/vendor having "skin in the game"


What on earth does this even mean?


I asked a friend how she was today, and she responded (completely offhand): 'busier than a one-legged whore at an ass-kicking contest."
I think she was mixing her terrible sayings a little.

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2008, 04:47:11 PM »
'homeskillet'
'food baby'
'honest to blog'
'forshizz up the spout'
'phuket, thailand'
'Yo Yo Yiggedy Yo'

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2008, 04:47:31 PM »
Sorry.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #24 on: June 06, 2008, 05:00:19 PM »
Nominations for WORST:

-Business people talking about a client/partner/vendor having "skin in the game"


What on earth does this even mean?


I asked a friend how she was today, and she responded (completely offhand): 'busier than a one-legged whore at an ass-kicking contest."
I think she was mixing her terrible sayings a little.

thats FOUR terrible sayings mashed into ONE megawful saying.

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2008, 06:04:38 PM »
When I go on Scharplingesque rants, my dad thinks it's funny to say:

'But tell me how you really feel!!'

Pronouncing Target "Tar-zhay" is another one of his go-to jokes, even after flogging people with it for ten years. I think something's wrong with him.

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2008, 09:27:52 PM »
'homeskillet'

Is homeskillet worse than homeslice?

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2008, 10:22:09 PM »
dumber than a:
box of rocks
bag of hammers
mud hut

which is the best?
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2008, 10:45:56 PM »
"It is what it is."  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
...Gorcey?

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Re: What is the lamest expression?
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2008, 10:52:42 PM »
'homeskillet'

Is homeskillet worse than homeslice?

I think they're equally awful.

I find myself using friendo a lot lately.