Porcupine Pie vs. Cowboy Star

[buffcoat]

If you hate that you should check out Lil' Markie.

Lil' Markie is the work of a sick, sick man.

[Stupornaut]

Ew boy. I think we have a new, serious contender here: The Guess Who's "Glamour Boy".

EXHIBIT A: The lyrics. Apparently it costs $25,000 to look like a woman, but it costs an additional twelve grand to ensure that you also look like your sister.

EXHIBIT B: [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=AdRTEi9ZlbI[/youtube]

(It is actually worse on the record, since the LP version has an interlude about a fictional glam rock band called Ricky and the Balloons.)

The ironic thing it's all about how awful and phony glam is, but it wants to be an Elton John song so, so bad.

[orangewhip]

Are we not counting the world of "Song-Poems" here?  Almost any cut off of any of the MSR Madness compilations is a contender.  Truly fascinating and amazing stuff.

[Josh]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXcWpLlelVM

Red One

HEIDI!
Ohhh Ohhh
La La La
We Love designer


I am, I'm too fabu-lous
I'm so fierce that it's so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I'm your manne-quin

(A bunch of designer names in a "French" accent)

Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Ohhhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We love designer

I need, some new stile-ttos
Can't walk, down the street in those
You are, who you wear it's true
A girl's just as hot as the shoe she chooses

(A bunch of designer names in a "French" accent)

Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Ohhhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We Love designer

Ohhhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We Love designer

Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don't you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Ohhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We love designer

Ohhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We love designer

[yesno]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are not just the worst band in history, but this ranking includes every last bar band, song poem, and demo tape.  Any 14 year old's basement metal band is better.  Earl Jam is better.  People singing around the campfire is better.  They are also the "worst" band in history, by which I mean morally, and this ranking includes Burzum, R. Kelly, and Charles Manson.  Their music is so bad that it is actually sinful for them to make it.

So sure, you might have an individual song here or there that is worse.  But I'll take Neil Diamond over RHCP any day.

[ericluxury]

Ew boy. Zine humor.

[Laurie]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EXcWpLlelVM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThyHAsnGalw

[samir]

Earl Jam is better. 

I liked it when Ed Leo supported Earl Jam 

[Steeley Chris]

worst song candidate?
[youtube=425,350]VFUGZpKXWiI[/youtube]

Angelo Badalamenti working title was "Donna and Maddy get James'd".

[buffcoat]

GARBAGE DAY!