I love it when Tom gets all petulant about something that's really his own construct as much as anything. Example: muttering about the Necco/Clark Bar company making "old people's candy"--"and old people can't even eat that stuff! Mary Janes? Those'll rip their dentures right out of their gums!" I mean, Tom's the one who called it old people's candy, it's not like the company is marketing it to geezers.
Plus: Gold star to John from Los Angeles for "Pursuant to what you were saying about Clark Bars..."