The comments about rich guys dressing like hobos humored me. "Keith Richards is king of the Rich Hobos."
I though it was that one dude I see in Salt Lake who keeps bumming a buck off me for a pint of Popov. He has a bezillion dollars, he's just waiting for the check to arrive... Oh, and he's also Jesus...
Come to think of it, maybe he isn't wealthy after all... But he might be Jesus... He certainly
smells like he's two thousand years old...