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mahgeetah

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5955 on: March 16, 2011, 03:16:40 PM »
Tom's impression of that one Jesus Lizard song.
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Senator Gothman (D-OR)

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5956 on: March 16, 2011, 05:20:34 PM »

Rick in Salt Lake

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5957 on: March 16, 2011, 07:35:47 PM »
Tom's impression of that one Jesus Lizard song.

That one Jesus Lizard some with the throbbing bass and the short, repetetive guitar lines? You mean the song where Dave Yow gargles some sort of lyric? That's my favorite song of theirs...

That said, they were one of the great live acts of their time. If they weren't the great live act of their time...
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5958 on: March 16, 2011, 07:40:14 PM »
The comments about rich guys dressing like hobos humored me.  "Keith Richards is king of the Rich Hobos."

I though it was that one dude I see in Salt Lake who keeps bumming a buck off me for a pint of Popov. He has a bezillion dollars, he's just waiting for the check to arrive... Oh, and he's also Jesus...

Come to think of it, maybe he isn't wealthy after all... But he might be Jesus... He certainly smells like he's two thousand years old...
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5959 on: March 16, 2011, 07:58:01 PM »
Jason from Alabama giving the name of his preferred burrito restaurant as a way for local FOTs to find him.

"I take all my meetings at the Bandito Burrito"
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YearRoundSteve

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5960 on: March 17, 2011, 05:46:08 AM »
Best moment:

"Oh wait, that one guy has crazy white sunglasses. HE seems interesting. At least there's one interesting person on this boat. I wonder what his story is. Oh, he's got nailpolish on!" - Tom

loved it.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5961 on: March 17, 2011, 02:10:23 PM »
I was hoping to hear if there was an Ian Svenonious encounter on the Bruise Cruise, 'cause he's totally a nice dude and I think he and Tom should be friends. 
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5962 on: March 17, 2011, 03:06:41 PM »
I was hoping to hear if there was an Ian Svenonious encounter on the Bruise Cruise, 'cause he's totally a nice dude and I think he and Tom should be friends. 

I was dissappointed. He teased at that a few weeks ago.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5963 on: March 17, 2011, 04:53:48 PM »
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5964 on: March 17, 2011, 04:59:14 PM »
Tom's impression of that one Jesus Lizard song.

That's actually one of the few songs by them where I could give you the name just from hearing the opening riff:

The Jesus Lizard - Mouth Breather (studio version)

(I put the URL in quote marks so this thread wouldn't be sullied by the image of David Yow being David Yow).
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5965 on: March 17, 2011, 05:22:06 PM »
I just found out that David Yow acted in one of the Insane Clown Posse movies.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5966 on: March 17, 2011, 05:24:03 PM »
Tom taking the Chicago caller (Liz, I believe?) to task for touting the city's higher-than-the-national-average toughness percentage. I hear that a lot in my town too. I felt bad for her since she originally called to apologize for a past insult, but the whole thing was pretty funny once Tom got rolling with it.

It was not Liz, it was Sarah. And as a Chicagoan, I curse her.

Sarah's backed...

Jason from Huntsville was the best caller of the night, after the wurster bit.

I fumbled my bit about Chicago being a tough town by noting that "We play 'Pele' with paint cans." I meant to say "We play Jai Alai with paint cans."

I'm taking like...5 years off from calling in.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5967 on: March 17, 2011, 06:58:04 PM »


Sarah's backed...

Jason from Huntsville was the best caller of the night, after the wurster bit.

I fumbled my bit about Chicago being a tough town by noting that "We play 'Pele' with paint cans." I meant to say "We play Jai Alai with paint cans."

I'm taking like...5 years off from calling in.

my favorite part of your call was when you groaned about "curated" rock shows...that's a personal pet peeve of mine, its the worst combination of pretentiousness and self indulgence.
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stepheninchicago

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5968 on: March 17, 2011, 07:36:31 PM »
Personally, I give ATP the pass on "Curated" since they got the ball rolling, but it's seriously become such an abused word.

are record playing nights "Curated" now?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5969 on: March 17, 2011, 09:07:37 PM »


are record playing nights "Curated" now?

I supposed Casey Kasem wants some dough now for curating my Saturday afternoons as a child.