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« Reply #1890 on: May 24, 2009, 04:14:14 PM »
I had to pick out my new glasses immediately after getting my eyes dilated! I couldn't see a thing, and ended up trying a bunch on and getting the people around me's feedback. I then got home and discovered that the people around me have horrible taste in glasses. :(

I'm in a similar pickle:  I'm so near-sighted that I have to rest my nose against the mirror to see my reflection, which is not a good way to get an idea of how a pair of glasses suits one's face.  I then ask whichever sister gave me a ride how the glasses look, and, eager to get home, she invariably says--after barely glancing at me--"Fine." 


Contact lenses, people!
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1891 on: May 24, 2009, 04:35:07 PM »
I've been wearing glasses since I was seven; I wouldn't know who I am without them.

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« Reply #1892 on: May 24, 2009, 04:41:41 PM »
I've been wearing glasses since I was seven; I wouldn't know who I am without them.

Get the contacts so that you can see yourself with the glasses.  Your eye doctor will probably give you some free samples.

Now, I bet you'd switch, but at the least you would be able to pick out a nice pair of glasses.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1893 on: May 24, 2009, 06:53:43 PM »
I actually do wear contacts most of the time. BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MY GLASSES!
"Enough with the bandana, already." -Trace Atkins to Donald Trump

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« Reply #1894 on: May 24, 2009, 09:18:26 PM »
I've been wearing contact lenses since I was two weeks old.
Amateurs.

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« Reply #1895 on: May 24, 2009, 09:24:58 PM »
I've been wearing contact lenses since I was two weeks old.
Amateurs.

They probably need changing by now

Sarah

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« Reply #1896 on: May 25, 2009, 07:48:21 AM »
Or cleaning, anyway.

Now, I bet you'd switch, but at the least you would be able to pick out a nice pair of glasses.

I'd probably end up picking the same, neutral style I always do, something that will carry me through the next five years unassumingly. 

Besides, vanity of vanities, all is vanity, and all that.


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« Reply #1897 on: May 25, 2009, 02:42:32 PM »
I just *can't* get contacts into my eyes. It's like a gag reflex but for my eye. And when they're in there, I can feel them and it's HORRIBLE. I have to wear the weighted kind and I just hate them. I'd rather have a few pairs of glasses to choose from. (I do take them off for photos many times... there's the vanity you were looking for...)
from the land of pleasant living

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« Reply #1898 on: May 25, 2009, 02:56:15 PM »
The Best part of the last show was that Tom didn't talk about eyewear until we all died of boredom.

(zing) :)
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« Reply #1899 on: May 25, 2009, 03:18:12 PM »
I used to wear contacts, but I wore them so much that one day my eyes just rejected them or something. Now I can't have them in for two minutes without my eyes getting all red and watery.

I'm considering getting some laser treatment done, but I need to do some research first. And save about two thousand bucks. And get a job.
It ain't ego, it's my love for you.

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« Reply #1900 on: May 25, 2009, 04:53:56 PM »
I watched that movie "contact" but then my top eyelids made contact with my bottom eyelids and that movie made contact with the fuck outta my VCR.

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« Reply #1901 on: May 25, 2009, 06:37:14 PM »
The Best part of the last show was that Tom didn't talk about eyewear until we all died of boredom.

(zing) :)

There speaks someone with good eyes?

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« Reply #1902 on: May 25, 2009, 08:00:39 PM »
The Best part of the last show was that Tom didn't talk about eyewear until we all died of boredom.

(zing) :)

Now I will make this go on FOREVER.


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I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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« Reply #1903 on: May 25, 2009, 08:16:08 PM »
So that's what "forever" is.

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« Reply #1904 on: May 25, 2009, 08:18:30 PM »
So that's what "forever" is.


I'd like to see you do any better.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!