With that in mind, I should come clean about a package I sent to the station a couple of years ago. I fear that another party, who should have been held entirely blameless, was relentlessly criticized and shunned because of this thing, which I had my nephew drop by the station.
I haven't been on the boards for the last two years, so I'm just finding out that I got this party banned. The fault was all mine. I thought the people on the show would enjoy some fresh bounty of the ocean. Mea culpa.
This is not real, but wouldn't it be funny if he was completely innocent?