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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2220 on: July 08, 2009, 05:01:44 PM »
Todd Palin's lewd description of the fireworks:

"...John Wilkes Booth's ankle...into a basket of wet fudge."



The "audio dropouts" made it even more amusing.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2221 on: July 08, 2009, 05:12:24 PM »
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2222 on: July 08, 2009, 05:46:53 PM »
Tom: "I like The Offspring...They're kinda like a punk Sugar Ray."

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2223 on: July 08, 2009, 10:26:51 PM »
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2224 on: July 08, 2009, 10:29:29 PM »
also the whole situation with the robert wagner call guy. had me cracking up at my work computer.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2225 on: July 09, 2009, 12:23:04 AM »
Tom plugging my show...

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2226 on: July 09, 2009, 11:46:44 AM »
Robert Wagner in 2004:



"Are you sure he didn't mean Morton Downey Jr.?"


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2227 on: July 09, 2009, 12:48:26 PM »
also the whole situation with the robert wagner call guy. had me cracking up at my work computer.

I love that the guy clarified to try and make it sound better, but only went back a few years.

When I think of Robert Wagner, i think of that totally shady reverse mortgage commercial.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2228 on: July 09, 2009, 09:01:17 PM »
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2229 on: July 09, 2009, 09:41:35 PM »
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That whole call was great.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2230 on: July 10, 2009, 09:04:10 AM »
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2231 on: July 10, 2009, 09:19:29 AM »
Tom's imagining Jay Leno looking around his airplane hangar full of cars: "Meh...I'll be dead soon. Can't wait 'till I'm dead...Why am I here again? Gonna do another concert."  (Cut to Jay Leno performing at concert) "Bill Clinton..."

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2232 on: July 10, 2009, 10:32:13 AM »
Tom's imagining Jay Leno looking around his airplane hangar full of cars: "Meh...I'll be dead soon. Can't wait 'till I'm dead...Why am I here again? Gonna do another concert."  (Cut to Jay Leno performing at concert) "Bill Clinton..."

That floored me, too. Really mean/dark, but totally deserved.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2233 on: July 10, 2009, 10:35:58 AM »
Tom's imagining Jay Leno looking around his airplane hangar full of cars: "Meh...I'll be dead soon. Can't wait 'till I'm dead...Why am I here again? Gonna do another concert."  (Cut to Jay Leno performing at concert) "Bill Clinton..."

That floored me, too. Really mean/dark, but totally deserved.

Yeah - If I got stuck behind Jay Leno driving one of his Model Ts to work in the morning I would be totally pissed. The top speed has to be like what, the same as a John Deere riding mower? It's the most self indulgent thing ever.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2234 on: July 10, 2009, 10:54:38 AM »
The saga of spelling Drennen's name, and Tom's consistency with his newly discovered pronunciation, had me giggling mightily.
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