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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2280 on: July 22, 2009, 12:07:16 PM »
What is an analogue I might have heard to ICP music?  Because I will never listen to these guys, even for a second.  It's like a no-clown-badge of honor.

Yeah, I need some kind of yardstick too. Anyone, anyone?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2281 on: July 22, 2009, 12:09:50 PM »
Imagine getting a root canal without receiving anesthetic beforehand.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2282 on: July 22, 2009, 12:21:59 PM »
What is an analogue I might have heard to ICP music?  Because I will never listen to these guys, even for a second.  It's like a no-clown-badge of honor.

Yeah, I need some kind of yardstick too. Anyone, anyone?

They're slightly better than KISS. 

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2283 on: July 22, 2009, 12:59:33 PM »
Man, after watching that video, there is no way I'm going anywhere near that place.  Southern Illinois is rednecky enough without wrasslin and clowns.  We should have the TOM Conference then, though.  Not too far from there is a nice monestary with a retreat/conference center.  We could even ride canoes from one site to the other, I think. 
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2284 on: July 22, 2009, 01:00:05 PM »
The whole show was truly above and beyond this week, but Darren from work checking in was particularly amazing. It just caught me as such a completely well rounded bit with so little fat to spare. A boat full of white power cassettes getting blown up by a rocket launcher? The Smash Palace, Half Foods, "cheeba", the toidy and Carl Coins... it was a beautiful masterpiece to my ears.

Another non-Juggalo moment: when Tom was shocked to hear that MJ, Farrah & Ed McMahon all died, but he did hear of Billy Mays' passing. That was good.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2285 on: July 22, 2009, 01:18:42 PM »
Man, after watching that video, there is no way I'm going anywhere near that place.

That video was pure hilarity - one of the morons in ICP is going on and on about how there's this awesome vibe in the air because it's all love & family when you come to the gathering, and then the video cuts to the stupidest violence and prankery you've ever seen. He actually equates Juggalos going to the gathering with Muslims going to Mecca.

And if the music that's constantly playing throughout is ICP, well, I guess it sounds like a bunch of idiots scream-rapping their best B Real impression overtop of a Limp Biskit record.

Also, I love it when guys like this come up with their own word for ladyparts. Almost as clever as Dane Cook's SuperFinger.

Edit: I'm listening to the archive (office door pushed shut) and the Mecca thing came up on the show - must've been in a giggly haze and didn't hear that last night.

Also, it appears that you can pick up passes for this thing at your nearest Hot Topic.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2286 on: July 22, 2009, 01:23:57 PM »
I'm glad I watched the entire thing so I could be informed "there's lots of sex in the air." 

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2287 on: July 22, 2009, 01:28:18 PM »
I love how first the announcer and then the hosts (?) couldn't really give a damn about it.  I might have to rewatch it.  I think I missed the ladyparts bit.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2288 on: July 22, 2009, 01:50:54 PM »
What is an analogue I might have heard to ICP music?  Because I will never listen to these guys, even for a second.  It's like a no-clown-badge of honor.

It's like if bad 80's wrasslers all started putting out rap albums, sans any tongue-in-cheekedness something like that may have actually had.

We picked the ICP station on Pandora at work the other day, for laughs, and couldn't even get over 2 songs. It was just fake affected muppet voices, rapping about riding around with "faygo and fat bitches" in their cars.














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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2289 on: July 22, 2009, 02:21:44 PM »
by the way "Shangri-La" is the 6th joker's card of the dark carnival. Duh.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2290 on: July 22, 2009, 02:42:54 PM »
What is an analogue I might have heard to ICP music?  Because I will never listen to these guys, even for a second.  It's like a no-clown-badge of honor.

Yeah, I need some kind of yardstick too. Anyone, anyone?

They're slightly better than KISS. 



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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2291 on: July 22, 2009, 02:46:12 PM »
What is an analogue I might have heard to ICP music?  Because I will never listen to these guys, even for a second.  It's like a no-clown-badge of honor.

Yeah, I need some kind of yardstick too. Anyone, anyone?

They're slightly better than KISS. 



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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2292 on: July 22, 2009, 02:52:09 PM »
I wonder if the Love Train Hay Rides are being operated by Haystak.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2293 on: July 22, 2009, 03:02:18 PM »
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #2294 on: July 22, 2009, 03:08:36 PM »
man, this was one for the ages. I was literally punching my fridge because i was laughing so hard and trying to catch my breath. and also because my fridge had it coming.
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