Author Topic: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show  (Read 2095917 times)

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3465 on: January 06, 2010, 02:47:14 PM »
I guess to supplant rattlesnake at a Thai wedding, we now have "drunk rabbi at a Swedish roach hotel".




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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3466 on: January 06, 2010, 04:55:19 PM »
"No, I can't fly without my hat!" .. that whole sequence is still pretty good. is that the same bit where Debi Mazar refuses to wash up all the coke paraphenalia 'cause it fucks with her nails?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3467 on: January 06, 2010, 08:26:53 PM »
Here's the LA Times article that Patton mentioned.

http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2008/03/gallagher-es-muy-mala.html
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3468 on: January 06, 2010, 08:59:25 PM »
Katonah?  The town where I experienced my first passion--or what passed as such at age twelve (viz., a chaste hand resting briefly on an unnecessarily corseted burgeoning breast). 

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3469 on: January 06, 2010, 09:24:20 PM »
Katonah?  The town where I experienced my first passion--or what passed as such at age twelve (viz., a chaste hand resting briefly on an unnecessarily corseted burgeoning breast). 


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3470 on: January 06, 2010, 09:30:30 PM »
Don't worry--the hand belonged to a fourteen-year-old, so the anecdote is within the limits of PG-13.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3471 on: January 06, 2010, 10:06:28 PM »
...What's on your miiiiiiind, Salman?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3472 on: January 08, 2010, 03:24:19 AM »
Tom's description of the pizzeria was so hilariously accurate of damn near every pizzeria everywhere.  And finishing it off with...

"... and you drink the soda from that weird cup in that part of the store, with the crushed ice that no one likes." 

was just priceless.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3473 on: January 08, 2010, 06:50:42 AM »
FOUR MELONS

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3474 on: January 08, 2010, 10:21:09 AM »
DO IT! Great way to start the year.

Don't talk about it!

DO IT!!

DO IT!!!
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3475 on: January 08, 2010, 10:21:48 AM »
DO IT! Great way to start the year.

Don't talk about it!

DO IT!!

DO IT!!!


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3476 on: January 08, 2010, 11:17:59 AM »
Here's the LA Times article that Patton mentioned.

http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2008/03/gallagher-es-muy-mala.html


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3477 on: January 08, 2010, 12:10:10 PM »
After reading that and the AV Club piece, it occurs to me that Gallagher might be a performance art piece.  Maybe Andy Kaufman?  This seems like his kind of stunt.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3478 on: January 08, 2010, 02:09:38 PM »
If it's performance art, he's sure been keeping it going for a long time.

While on the Gallagher topic, I was reading a book about the Comedy Store and LA comedy in the 80s. When there was that labor dispute w/ Mitzi Shore about getting paid, Gallagher apparently said at the beginning of a meeting deciding whether to go on strike 'we need to remember one word here: compassion. Compassion.'

But then at the end of the meeting apparently he was chanting 'kill the c***' along with everybody else.

So, he's...compassionate.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3479 on: January 08, 2010, 04:15:20 PM »
It ain't ego, it's my love for you.

 

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