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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3915 on: March 19, 2010, 04:19:55 PM »
He definitely talked about it before with Andy Daly. 

I remember TV PIX well. Practically every "lucky" child who got a chance to play it just used brute force instead of strategy.  They would yell "PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX" over and over at top speed in the hopes that victory favored the spastic.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3916 on: March 19, 2010, 04:22:52 PM »
"...oh, here come Kanye West with some aspirin."
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3917 on: March 19, 2010, 04:57:03 PM »
This guy's satire is more dead-on:


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/031610dnmetjailguard.3d93cdf.html



Go Texas!


What, the poor guy was fired because he believes "that God had sex with angels, and that dinosaurs were destroyed because man had sex with them" and "that the Devil had sex with humans"?  Shocking!

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3918 on: March 19, 2010, 06:06:42 PM »
"that the Devil had sex with humans"? 

Of course the Devil did! 

How else would one explain Garrison Keillor?

And Matt Walsh.

Kevin Smith?

Marc Maron.

Lady Gaga.

G. Gallin.

The question is what sex is the Devil?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3919 on: March 19, 2010, 10:04:55 PM »
PFT's nod to Ray J cosplay.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3920 on: March 20, 2010, 05:59:07 AM »
"that the Devil had sex with humans"? 

Of course the Devil did! 

How else would one explain Garrison Keillor?

And Matt Walsh.

Kevin Smith?

Marc Maron.

Lady Gaga.

G. Gallin.

The question is what sex is the Devil?


Easy on the Matt Walsh, Fredericks.  I have a feeling Tom's just giving him a hard time.  Those guys go back quite a few years.  In fact, if you dig through the Archives and listen to the episodes when Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts used to call in, you're in for quite a surprise.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3921 on: March 20, 2010, 10:22:16 AM »
"It's like Cousin Oliver... from M.A.S.H.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3922 on: March 22, 2010, 07:17:14 PM »
I liked the 'All You're Required To Eat Buffet'.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3923 on: March 23, 2010, 11:26:27 PM »
"let the killing begin."

I was listening on my Iphone and I was cracking up in the pet food aisle of PathMark.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3924 on: March 23, 2010, 11:28:45 PM »
I didn't get through but this would have been my addition to the subject of celebrity endorsements...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF4wP2Oaa5c[/youtube]

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3925 on: March 23, 2010, 11:29:02 PM »
"that the Devil had sex with humans"? 

Of course the Devil did! 

How else would one explain Garrison Keillor?

And Matt Walsh.

Kevin Smith?

Marc Maron.

Lady Gaga.

G. Gallin.

The question is what sex is the Devil?


Easy on the Matt Walsh, Fredericks.  I have a feeling Tom's just giving him a hard time.  Those guys go back quite a few years.  In fact, if you dig through the Archives and listen to the episodes when Matt Walsh and Ian Roberts used to call in, you're in for quite a surprise.

Yeah, the last Matt Walsh call reminded me of those weird, uncomfortable Tim & Eric calls from a few years ago.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3926 on: March 23, 2010, 11:53:27 PM »
Best moment was early on:

PAM

When she started laughing, I knew the rest of the show was gonna rule. Best first first-time call I've heard since I started listening to Best Show.

Chris L delivered the Charles Bronson "Mandom" Touchdown for me, serendipitously or not. Bless you, Chris L. (I couldn't get through the lines until the very end when it was too late. Glad someone brought it.)

And Jon's anti-Obama thing is getting crazier and crazier.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3927 on: March 24, 2010, 07:59:46 AM »
And Jon's anti-Obama thing is getting crazier and crazier.

Sadly, I actually had a neighbor in Miami who 100% believed Obama was the antichrist. She was a little vieja and craaaaaaazy.
Too soon?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3928 on: March 24, 2010, 08:26:06 AM »
I will never get enough of hearing Mike's cackle from the next room when Tom shuts down a caller in a particularly blunt manner. I think last night it was Steve from North Hollywood who set it off.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #3929 on: March 24, 2010, 08:45:05 AM »
I will never get enough of hearing Mike's cackle from the next room when Tom shuts down a caller in a particularly blunt manner. I think last night it was Steve from North Hollywood who set it off.

Yes it was. I noticed it too.
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