Tom, to Milo: "I never thought I'd say this, but go play some video games".
Also liked Chris from SC's great story about that place that sounded as if they'd opened up a mini golf course on the set of Deliverance: fetid water traps, petrified frog stuck to the fake grass, clouds of mosquitos and getting shocked every time you went to retrieve your ball from the hole.
Awesome show - lots of fun calls.