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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5055 on: October 27, 2010, 08:47:04 AM »
Tom announcing his plan to drive everyone away from the show and then draw them back. That's doing "I'm Still Here" one better.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5056 on: October 27, 2010, 09:49:27 AM »
Tom threatening all the teams in the Fahntasy League that he'll beat them by sitting on the waiver wire.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5057 on: October 27, 2010, 10:06:45 AM »
"See you in hell."

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5058 on: October 27, 2010, 10:19:33 AM »
grim reaper - see you in hell
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5059 on: October 27, 2010, 11:13:20 AM »
"The Cadillac of Curses"
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5060 on: October 27, 2010, 11:36:51 AM »
"The new MTV, where they just tread out garbage wrapped in human skin and turn them loose in front of cameras."

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5061 on: October 27, 2010, 11:52:55 AM »
Remember how he couldn't stop his leg?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5062 on: October 27, 2010, 01:13:35 PM »
I'm not sure Betty White has 12 months of Betty White left.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5063 on: October 27, 2010, 02:24:38 PM »
The call from O'Neil(?) from Stinky Orlando but formerly right across the street from a stadium in TEXAS.

I think that guy was bit by Michael K of the Cynics under a full moon.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5064 on: October 28, 2010, 01:02:43 PM »
It's been a long week and I conked out at 11 or so on the show, so I only just finished listening this morning. Foof. Anyway, this show was totally funny -

"The New Tom!" writing word play quips with pencils in both hands
Enough with Betty Whites
The call from the guy from TX, or formerly from TX now in Orlando? I didn't get that exactly.
Tom to Laurie: "Will you remember this call?"
"What am I, James Ellroy?"
The disgustingness of Taco Bell's gluttonous 4th meal campaign
Deleted scene from A Beautiful Mind
Tom's plans to become the Casey Affleck of Radio (can't remember if that came from Paul or Jason)
The way Tom has come around in some weird way on I'm Not There
"Why would you need security at ComicCon?"
AOL CD collecting
TLRX + Tom + Hunky Dory = awesome. "I'll start crying if we do 'Quicksand'."
LJP! Every time we see/hear her, she drops another crazy thing from her amazing life on us - She played Bea Arthur's daughter on a Golden Girls ep?
Tom adds another insane impression to his stable "Where's my paycheck, little droid?"
and finally ...

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5065 on: October 28, 2010, 01:11:55 PM »

LJP! Every time we see/hear her, she drops another crazy thing from her amazing life on us - She played Bea Arthur's daughter on a Golden Girls ep?


I haven't heard the show yet, but wow, that's pretty cool.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5066 on: October 28, 2010, 01:27:46 PM »
I had a weird, macabre moment of recognition when Tom talked about how Terry Kiser (aka Bernie of Weekend at Bernie's) must worry about what will happen to his body once he dies.  I'm an acquaintance of someone who's a mortician and if he had to work with Kiser's corpse he would take a series of inappropriate photos with "Bernie".  And by what I've heard of how other morticians are, they also would desecrate Kiser's corpse.  Those morticians are a sick bunch.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5067 on: October 28, 2010, 01:38:17 PM »
I had a weird, macabre moment of recognition when Tom talked about how Terry Kiser (aka Bernie of Weekend at Bernie's) must worry about what will happen to his body once he dies.  I'm an acquaintance of someone who's a mortician and if he had to work with Kiser's corpse he would take a series of inappropriate photos with "Bernie".  And by what I've heard of how other morticians are, they also would desecrate Kiser's corpse.  Those morticians are a sick bunch.

I'm going for cremation.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5068 on: October 28, 2010, 03:21:14 PM »
I had a weird, macabre moment of recognition when Tom talked about how Terry Kiser (aka Bernie of Weekend at Bernie's) must worry about what will happen to his body once he dies.  I'm an acquaintance of someone who's a mortician and if he had to work with Kiser's corpse he would take a series of inappropriate photos with "Bernie".  And by what I've heard of how other morticians are, they also would desecrate Kiser's corpse.  Those morticians are a sick bunch.

I'm going for cremation.

I'm gonna have my family bury me in the backyard.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5069 on: October 28, 2010, 10:51:32 PM »



The world is Improv Everywhereing Betty White.

 

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