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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5250 on: November 24, 2010, 04:05:56 PM »
-What are you doing for Thanksgiving, Fasner?

-Sick hamburger family. Everybody involved in this ad campaign should be ashamed of themselves. You look in the mirror on Thanksgiving. You hear me? You look in the mirror on Thanksgiving and you wonder what you did. What you did to spread that to America. Human hamburgers walking around.

-WHO CARES! Itís all hot! Itís hot. Thatís the flavor. Cuz who knows anything about flavor better than the guy from the least flavorful band ever, Offspring.

-What are they keeping separated? Them from talent?

-Yeah Ö please donít put hot sauce on your Ö medical condition.

-Who would you recommend, Payduh?

-Whoop-dee-damn-doo.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5251 on: November 24, 2010, 08:46:56 PM »
My favorite part of the show would have to be the hypothetical Human Carpet podcast. I'm glad Marc Maron and Jimmy Pardo had to come into the carpet also for the podcast.

I think Marc Maron would find a way to shame the Human Carpet out of his own carpet.

What are you hiding from in here buddy? Let's dig deeper...

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5252 on: November 24, 2010, 08:53:42 PM »

I think Marc Maron would find a way to shame the Human Carpet out of his own carpet.

What are you hiding from in here buddy? Let's dig deeper...

"Welcome to the garage,* Human Carpet.  So ... are we okay?"

* in the episode where Mort returns the favor & has HC as a guest on WTF.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5253 on: November 25, 2010, 04:52:39 AM »
I've just ordered the Santana album for a secret santa present - and I'd never had been aware of it if it wasn't for the best show.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5254 on: November 26, 2010, 06:50:57 PM »
worst part: the Tim and Eric snoozefest, aren't those guys sposed to be comedians???  :-\

Ehheeee...
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5255 on: November 26, 2010, 07:34:10 PM »
Tom's impromptu rendition of "Crazy" by Seal had me in stitches.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5256 on: November 27, 2010, 11:17:17 AM »
From the November 9 show:

That whole Wurster call was one for the ages.  The white power jazz-rock combo.  Archie Bunker getting electrocuted in season 5 of Archie Bunker's place for murdering "Rocky Diamond."

Also, Tom's rants about free bookmarks, The Shank, and Starbucks.com being open 24 hours.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5257 on: November 27, 2010, 11:55:01 AM »
I've just ordered the Santana album for a secret santa present - and I'd never had been aware of it if it wasn't for the best show.

Looks like I made the right choice not participating.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5258 on: November 27, 2010, 06:26:46 PM »
I've just ordered the Santana album for a secret santa present - and I'd never had been aware of it if it wasn't for the best show.

Looks like I made the right choice not participating.

Sorry, should have been clearer. not the FOT Secret Santa, my work Secret Santa.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5259 on: November 27, 2010, 07:28:54 PM »
I've just ordered the Santana album for a secret santa present - and I'd never had been aware of it if it wasn't for the best show.

Looks like I made the right choice not participating.

Sorry, should have been clearer. not the FOT Secret Santa, my work Secret Santa.

I actually figured that's what you meant. I'm an a-hole.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5260 on: November 30, 2010, 01:03:00 PM »
My favorite part of the show would have to be the hypothetical Human Carpet podcast. I'm glad Marc Maron and Jimmy Pardo had to come into the carpet also for the podcast.

I think Marc Maron would find a way to shame the Human Carpet out of his own carpet.

What are you hiding from in here buddy? Let's dig deeper...


Marc Moron? Very interesting.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5261 on: November 30, 2010, 02:24:25 PM »
not Mork Moron?

You should call and talk about the WikiLeaks thing tonight, Spike. Julian Assange is kind of a fish in the barrel name for you.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5262 on: November 30, 2010, 11:24:42 PM »
Tom calling the "Wild Wonderful Whites of West of Virginia" "The Hills Have Pills."
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5263 on: November 30, 2010, 11:38:57 PM »
Go, Milo, Go!

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #5264 on: December 01, 2010, 12:58:53 AM »
Jason from AL, I always love when you pop up on the show.

Also here, from New York Mag's interview w/Larry King & what is he doing w/himself after his retirement from CNN:

And heís sifting through professional offers. ďIíve got a lot of people talking to me,Ē he says. ďI might do Internet stuff.Ē One definite project is a comedy tour. ďIím funny,Ē says King. ďIím going to do stand-up. Thatís what I love.Ē

Cause if you're funny, it therefore automatically follows that you can go onstage w/a mike and just, ya know, RIFF for an hour or something.
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