And the caller who talked about enduring a mutant co-worker who made the caller look at the smut picture of him and his wife ... and then proceeded to assume the caller was non-heterosexual because he didn't like looking at that picture. I feel badly for the caller that he had to put up with that ... but wow, that mutant co-worker is Straight Outta Newbridge.
That was me! I can promise you it was real, though it wasn't his wife - just his on/off again girlfriend, who at one point he thought he'd gotten pregnant. I will often describe that guy as "You know those people on Jersey Shore, who you see and wonder 'what did those people do before this?' That was it." I'd go into more details about that job, but it would just seem more and more fake, which somehow it wasn't.
Also, I don't think it was mentioned, but hearing Spike call Tom "babe", and then "Why am I just letting you call me babe?" made me lose it.