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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6270 on: April 22, 2011, 10:45:29 PM »
"Cage Fighting"?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6271 on: April 24, 2011, 01:27:25 PM »
How perfect the Alabamy plate has 'ZOO' in it.

I know, right? That's not a personalized tag, either.

This monkey is important. This monkey means something!



I'm genuinely not trying to make fun of anything here, but exactly what kinds of tasks could a monkey be trained to do that a mentally retarded person would be incapable of doing themselves?

I had the same thought myself, actually. If I run into man & monkey again, I'll try to find a sensitive way to ask what kind of tasks she performs.



TOM: Mike? A ruling? [LISTENS FOR MIKE] Mike wants you to say, uh, "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy, uh, the lazy dog."

JAMES: Chris Brown jumped over the lazy dog?


I thought thats what I heard
pretty sweet.

I thought he said "lazy DOLL."

This was one of my favorite moments as well.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6272 on: April 24, 2011, 01:38:31 PM »

I'm genuinely not trying to make fun of anything here, but exactly what kinds of tasks could a monkey be trained to do that a mentally retarded person would be incapable of doing themselves?


Fetch coconuts from trees?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6273 on: April 25, 2011, 10:46:06 AM »
It's a beautiful thing to see my deep South brethren delivering so thoroughly.  Take that, Northeastern hipster snobs, with your tall bikes and your ironic haircuts.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6274 on: April 25, 2011, 11:38:18 AM »
Fling poo, from a height and with deadly aim, at people who make fun of the disabled?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6275 on: April 25, 2011, 01:58:51 PM »
I was really hoping for a chimp, but it's still pretty awesome.

Just catching up, but Tom's rendition of the Fast & Furious music is the best thing I've heard in a while. I couldn't stop torturing my wife with my own version all weekend.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6276 on: April 25, 2011, 03:41:59 PM »
Tom's rendition of the Fast & Furious music is the best thing I've heard in a while. I couldn't stop torturing my wife with my own version all weekend.

So glad I'm not the only one who annoyed my loved ones by "singing" that ...
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6277 on: April 25, 2011, 05:58:23 PM »
I was really hoping for a chimp, but it's still pretty awesome.

Just catching up, but Tom's rendition of the Fast & Furious music is the best thing I've heard in a while. I couldn't stop torturing my wife with my own version all weekend.


Hugman, chimps are part of the great ape family, you monkeydummy.


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6278 on: April 25, 2011, 06:55:29 PM »
I like Candace's (?) singing calls. Are those all exclusively ELO songs? 
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6279 on: April 25, 2011, 06:58:55 PM »
"When I tell you there's a monkey, in a pink diaper, hanging out the side of a brown van ... take it to the bank!"

-- This is the greatest quote from a Southern Gentleman since "I don't give a RIP!"

I'd pay for a T shirt with this on it. Who do I send my $$ to?

I hereby grant, in perpetuity, a free license to any FoT to manufacture or commission the manufacture of a T shirt with "When I tell you there's a monkey, in a pink diaper, hanging out the side of a brown van ... take it to the bank!" emblazoned thereupon, limited to (1) for personal use.

In the inevitable event that said shirt becomes unwearable or unsightly, said FoT may create or commission a replacement, provided the original is no longer used as a garment.

Void where prohibited.

Set by my fingers via this keyboard on your screen this 25th day of April, 2011, all legal-like.

ENJOY!
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6280 on: April 25, 2011, 07:19:05 PM »
Hugman, chimps are part of the great ape family, you monkeydummy.

Ya know, the little blurb calls it the smartest ape, but yeah, it's a monkey, and not an ape, at all.  Monkeys have tails and apes don't.  I think that's thae main separation between the two.


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6281 on: April 25, 2011, 07:53:59 PM »

Ya know, the little blurb calls it the smartest ape, but yeah, it's a monkey, and not an ape, at all.  Monkeys have tails and apes don't.  I think that's thae main separation between the two.

Right. I didn't write that blurb. The whole monkey/ape thing is a pet peeve of mine.

I can take my peeve into the courthouse. I have a card.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6282 on: April 25, 2011, 10:38:23 PM »
Hugman, chimps are part of the great ape family, you monkeydummy.

Ya know, the little blurb calls it the smartest ape, but yeah, it's a monkey, and not an ape, at all.  Monkeys have tails and apes don't.  I think that's thae main separation between the two.


   -Zach

Thank you, Zach. You and your sexist puppet are ok in my book. (Just kidding. But about which part???)

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6283 on: April 26, 2011, 07:25:52 PM »
No no no no no!  Not sexist, pet/lovey/cha-cha!


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #6284 on: April 26, 2011, 07:55:01 PM »
Wally Wackiman might be a bigot, but he's no sexist. He clearly loves women.

 

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