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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #180 on: September 10, 2008, 10:22:01 PM »
Ugh, they're running more of those McCafe commercials, but now it's with women. "Oh, I don't have to listen to jazz all day!" "I can wear high heels again!" "I can talk about television! I like television!" "I don't have to pretend to know where Paraguay is!" "Paraguay?"

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #181 on: September 11, 2008, 05:01:04 AM »
Regarding McStuff, there actually was a McHotDog, in the UK at least. I never tried one, but they looked abominable. All in a styrofoam bun, garnished with raw diced onion...

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #182 on: September 11, 2008, 06:30:13 AM »
"Some sort of clave" really made me laugh, for no reason.

"Some sort of clave" was definitely hilarious.  "Joe Vitamin" caught me off guard too.  And "I'd be lyin' if I said I wasn't interested in her ... ... ... as a lover ... Whaaat!?!?"
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #183 on: September 11, 2008, 04:16:16 PM »
DFK: you know why we gotta drop the 'ling from your last name?
TOM: why's that?
DFK: people in the south east are gonna think youre chinese.  now, they got no time for that.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #184 on: September 11, 2008, 11:29:56 PM »

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #185 on: September 12, 2008, 12:04:24 AM »



Labor Day Sale is pulling the striiiings.

Great post, Peteski. Thank you!
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #186 on: September 12, 2008, 12:23:08 AM »
God I love that freaking Hetfield picture.  Cracks me the hell up!

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #187 on: September 12, 2008, 01:58:35 AM »



Shouldn't the new bass player guy being carrying the bag?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #188 on: September 12, 2008, 10:14:42 AM »
I didn't even recognize Hetfield.

It went:

1. hey, is that the dude from Suicidal?
2. is he shopping?
3. i think he's in Metallica now.
4. so are those groupies, then?
5. that's James Hetfield!

and Jason Grotes call is currently my favorite part but I'm only at DFK (who is doing well). Gene just called in and I'm laughing at the "sued" portion.


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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #189 on: September 12, 2008, 11:34:51 AM »
following you, im at Julie:

JULIE: "hello, Tom, it's julie from cincinatti."
TOM: "quality caller"
JULIE: "what?"
TOM: "quality caller"
JULIE: "wait, no, julie from cin-ci-natti"

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #190 on: September 12, 2008, 03:48:47 PM »
Kid Rock's rider for the VMAs this year (courtesy of InTouch magazine):
- 1 toaster
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #191 on: September 12, 2008, 07:28:42 PM »
Kid Rock's rider for the VMAs this year (courtesy of InTouch magazine):

- 1 package of baby wipes

Uses these in lieu of bathing.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #192 on: September 12, 2008, 11:19:21 PM »
What a hilarious show.  The Kid Rock stuff was fantastic.

Man, I had no idea Tom was trying to talk to me about Davy Jones.  I wasn't listening live and just assumed I should choogle on out of there so he could get on with his bit.  It makes me want to call again and just laff at Tom's jokes, but it's going to be a while before I can listen live again and it's hard to get what's going on without context.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #193 on: September 13, 2008, 11:26:43 AM »
About the whole 'metal is for children' thing -- isn't Tom a big comic book fan (and not the grown-up kind, either)? Don't mean to pick on him, but you know... glass houses and all.

I'm not sure where I picked up that idea; maybe I'm confusing his tastes with all those 'Comedians of Comedy' guys. Someone wanna set me straight?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #194 on: September 13, 2008, 11:51:21 AM »
About the whole 'metal is for children' thing -- isn't Tom a big comic book fan (and not the grown-up kind, either)? Don't mean to pick on him, but you know... glass houses and all.

I'm not sure where I picked up that idea; maybe I'm confusing his tastes with all those 'Comedians of Comedy' guys. Someone wanna set me straight?

Richard Meltzer said rock music in general was for children.

With metal what especially skeeves me is when they take the musicianship to absurd extremes.  'Everybody played in a different time signature there, and you couldn't see it but the bass player really had to stretch his hand out a lot'.

 

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