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Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #495 on: October 24, 2008, 09:24:31 AM »
Tom and Paul listing terrible, generic toys from the $.99 store.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #496 on: October 24, 2008, 09:42:10 AM »
I can't remember the exact line, but Paul said something like "That's altogether too much fudge".
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Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #497 on: October 24, 2008, 09:52:18 AM »
I can't remember the exact line, but Paul said something like "That's altogether too much fudge".

Ick ... Was that in reference to one of Joe The Plumber's chocolate toilets?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #498 on: October 24, 2008, 10:52:52 AM »
Samir, you had the sleeper line of the night with "why I ought-ta." That cracked me up.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #499 on: October 24, 2008, 10:55:15 AM »
Yeah, me too, that was inspired, Samir.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #500 on: October 24, 2008, 01:03:08 PM »
Thanks, guys.
I did that mostly as a birthday gift for Spoony.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #501 on: October 24, 2008, 01:25:51 PM »
Then I'm not crazy! Because I get secret messages from the radio all the time! I was going to start getting help, but if I was right about one, I must right about ALL OF THEM.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #502 on: October 24, 2008, 01:47:45 PM »
I can't remember the exact line, but Paul said something like "That's altogether too much fudge".

Ick ... Was that in reference to one of Joe The Plumber's chocolate toilets?

Chocolate toilets are not very appetizing.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #503 on: October 24, 2008, 01:56:26 PM »
fudge toilets. 

that makes much more sense than chocolate toilets.  and funnier too.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #504 on: October 24, 2008, 02:00:41 PM »
That's gross.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #505 on: October 24, 2008, 02:04:51 PM »
fudge toilets. 

that makes much more sense than chocolate toilets.  and funnier too.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #506 on: October 24, 2008, 05:08:13 PM »
I can't remember the exact line, but Paul said something like "That's altogether too much fudge".

Ick ... Was that in reference to one of Joe The Plumber's chocolate toilets?

Chocolate toilets turlets are not very appetizing.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #507 on: October 24, 2008, 05:28:09 PM »
PFT stealing jokes from Y2J.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #508 on: October 24, 2008, 07:04:02 PM »
Tom describing Robert Evans' assistant's reaction after discovering the jammed "tie shredder".

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #509 on: October 24, 2008, 07:08:28 PM »
Tom's description of the University Museum at Penn was perfect. It's pretty much just a bunch of mummies sitting around, with some ugly statues and death masks hanging around to spruce the joint up. I highly recommend it.

I used to love that museum, but yeah, it does pretty much wear thin after a few visits. The real money's at the Academy of Natural Sciences and the Mutter Museum.

I feel like the show is starting to make me hate my own city with the constant portrayal of it as the worst place on earth.