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daveB from Oakland

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #525 on: October 28, 2008, 12:59:56 PM »
 
It was Scott Weiland, actually.  He was staying at my hotel while he wrote that thing*.  He'd call me every night around 12:30 asking for more pens.  I'm told he tips well.

If this were FOTchan, I would make a slight alteration on the word "pens" in your quote.  But no ... this is the grown-up board.

But anyway ... this is true? You had the privilege of waiting on Weiland?

I remember back in the early days of Stone Temple Pilots, he simply went by the one word moniker "Weiland" instead of his full name. I thought that was the most pretentious thing ever.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #526 on: October 28, 2008, 01:27:37 PM »
I know I am going to regret typing this phrase, but I really like Larry the Perv.

I am also a fan, Emma.  I too, may regret this public declaration.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #527 on: October 28, 2008, 01:33:03 PM »
I know I am going to regret typing this phrase, but I really like Larry the Perv.

I am also a fan, Emma.  I too, may regret this public declaration.

Thirded.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #528 on: October 28, 2008, 02:00:50 PM »
Ladies Love Larry!!
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #529 on: October 28, 2008, 02:44:36 PM »
Perhaps you should revise that to "young ladies love larry":  I am indifferent to him. 

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #530 on: October 28, 2008, 02:49:08 PM »
Jeez. If I knew Larry was so popular, I would have added him to my ticket.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #531 on: October 28, 2008, 02:53:10 PM »
Jeez. If I knew Larry was so popular, I would have added him to my ticket.

Indeed. The Newbridge perv demographic is a key voting bloc.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #532 on: October 30, 2008, 11:53:04 PM »
I'm a little late on this - a couple weeks back -- but Tom doing Seinfeld was the best.  Newman, Porsche jokes -- great stuff.

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #533 on: October 31, 2008, 12:09:51 AM »
Jeez. If I knew Larry was so popular, I would have added him to my ticket.

There's always cabinet posts to fill.  Maybe Director of Centerfold Preservation?

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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #534 on: October 31, 2008, 12:22:25 AM »
'Last nights' show was June 1, 2004. There were three separate moments that caused me to literally double over with laughter;

- Playing (I think) The Rockford Files murder music and screaming maniacally to hang up on people who fail to make him laugh
- Tom pretending to be a caller called Joey and repeating 'I like your style' 30 times to a blissfully ignorant Captain Jack
- Doing fake radio static and bad connection hang-ups when a potential bassist for the Medicinal Marijuana says he likes Jaco Pastorius.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #535 on: October 31, 2008, 10:26:42 AM »
There's always cabinet posts to fill.  Maybe Director of Centerfold Preservation?

Secretary of the Perpetually Horny?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #536 on: November 01, 2008, 06:10:48 AM »
There's always cabinet posts to fill.  Maybe Director of Centerfold Preservation?

Secretary of the Perpetually Horny?

Minister of Priopism?
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #537 on: November 01, 2008, 12:36:18 PM »
I think his position in the cabinet should be related to linguistics.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #538 on: November 01, 2008, 02:08:26 PM »
I liked that the guy from New Port Richey (which is actually pretty close to here, and unremarkable) got my name wrong. Still, better than being called "That guy from Florida".


Sarah Palin just made a splash there--at a place called Sims Park, oddly enough.
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Re: The Best/Worst Moments of last night's show
« Reply #539 on: November 03, 2008, 01:56:05 PM »
Secretary of the Perpetually Horny?

pronounced Hor-nay, like Kim Basinger in Wayne's World 2.
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