I'm just finishing up the show. The Cardiff Giant is killing me.
My Dad was always trying to get us over to Cooperstown to see that thing on display. Mom was pretty good about preventing that road trip.
Mom: "Why in the world would we go there, Kevin?"
Dad: "The Cardiff Giant!"
(Silence. Eyes roll.)
Dad: "Chris and I could go!"
Me: "Where is Cooperstown again?"
It was a great night for thoroughly put-out hipsters from Brooklyn.
Everyone's got something to say about Brooklyn.