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The Best of KISS Merchandising
« on: July 28, 2008, 03:25:40 PM »


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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 06:12:04 PM »


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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2012, 10:06:02 AM »

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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2012, 11:40:12 AM »
Well, I know what I'll be doing for about 90 seconds next time I'm in Vegas.
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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2012, 10:05:10 AM »
I would love to see a transcript of Gene and Paul working out the values of each KISS member as displayed on the top part of the machine. Either Gene caught Paul off guard by immediately suggesting that the Starman be worth more than The Demon as part of some involved, long-term plan, or the two of them took hours upon to hash it out. Either way, I assume they both agreed in about five seconds that "The Catman is worth the least."
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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2012, 12:08:55 PM »
I would love to see a transcript of Gene and Paul working out the values of each KISS member as displayed on the top part of the machine. Either Gene caught Paul off guard by immediately suggesting that the Starman be worth more than The Demon as part of some involved, long-term plan, or the two of them took hours upon to hash it out. Either way, I assume they both agreed in about five seconds that "The Catman is worth the least."

If you get The Catman, you actually lose money.








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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2012, 11:27:03 AM »
I appreciate you not calling me out on referring to Paul as "the Starman" up there, which I just noticed that I did.
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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2012, 05:05:31 PM »
I appreciate you not calling me out on referring to Paul as "the Starman" up there, which I just noticed that I did.

Wikipedia says you're all right.  Under "Starman," it says: "onstage alter ego of Kiss frontman Paul Stanley"


I think he prefers "The Lover."






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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2012, 05:30:07 PM »
I appreciate you not calling me out on referring to Paul as "the Starman" up there, which I just noticed that I did.

Wikipedia says you're all right.  Under "Starman," it says: "onstage alter ego of Kiss frontman Paul Stanley"


I thought it was supposed to be "Starchild"?

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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2012, 05:40:53 PM »
"Ack."
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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2012, 08:14:25 PM »



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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2012, 10:03:42 AM »
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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
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Child Protective Services, yes. 

Also comes with free "Is Gene the father?" DNA test for your child (statistical likelihood: very high, on a relative scale).
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Re: The Best of KISS Merchandising
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2012, 01:15:00 PM »
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