Sometimes the callers just come up with the best lines on the show. Listening to one from 03/01/05 where a woman with a kinda raspy voice calls in saying she's friends with some guy and that he should run a kissing booth for the marathon. Tom mocks her, then this happens:
Tom: "Do you know who Scarlett Johansson is?"
Woman: "No. Who?"
Tom: "She's an actress, your voice kind of sounds like hers."
Woman (in complete seriousness): "Well, that's because I have bronchitis."
That just made me laugh.