My name is Mac. Sadly, I'm not the Mac that called in and talked to Jimmy Crespo a few years ago. A different, older Mac, from New Mexico. His name was, I believe, McLean, like the gentleman from MASH that Mr. Zeigler and I will be voting for in November. I'm someone else.
Anyway, greetings. And Fido - I dig the use of "kidding on the square." Use it all the time, myself.