- Oz the TV show
I'm trying to think of a good answer that would require Trebeck to read the words "spoon" and "sexual assault" but I just can't come up with good phrasing.
I had many iterations, but ultimately I decided not to use the r-word, the a-r word, the m-r word, the s-a word or the m-on-m-r word. Anyone who's watched 5 seconds of Oz would get it immediately anyway.
PS There CAN'T be that many murders in prison, right? Cause Oz-style prisons would get the whole "too many Americans in prison" ratio down in about a week.
PPS That "spoon" thing was totally gratuitous and they only threw it in cause the show was almost over.