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TacoSmith

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2008, 05:55:44 PM »
I'm going to admit right now that I laughed when he said he was going to have to leap off the toilet like that scene in Lethal Weapon 2. Maybe he should go on the next season of Celebrity Fit Club. If he's willing to go on "Yes, Dear" I can't imagine he's above being on a VH1 "Celebreality" show.
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Kid Pain

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2008, 06:24:59 PM »
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October 19, 2008 --

YOU may not be seeing Kevin Smith for a while. The famed director of "Clerks," and most recently "Zack and Miri Make a Porno," writes on his MySpace Celebrity blog: "I've porked the [bleep] out, man. I'm really, really fat right now. Fattest I've ever been." The overeating auteur then promises, "As soon as this flick's out, I'm taking my life back . . . gonna drop out of sight and drop a bunch of pounds. It's the deal I've made with myself."

A hearty thank-you to gross obesity!

I caught his appearance on Leno and it gave me douche chills. Hated all of it. I have to say his most infuriating appearance is on the dvd extras of hot fuzz. He's introducing Simon Pegg and Nick Frost to an audience and his line is something like "There are only 10 cocks in the world I would suck, and these guys have two of them." Just not necessary. 
I was offered his new evening with Kevin Smith dvd today (for free) and I turned it down.


TacoSmith

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2008, 06:36:32 PM »
He's introducing Simon Pegg and Nick Frost to an audience and his line is something like "There are only 10 cocks in the world I would suck, and these guys have two of them." Just not necessary. 
That sounds like an alternate universe Best Show topic.
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todd

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2008, 10:38:32 AM »
I'm not joking: I just realized that my mental image of Zachary Brimstead is Kevim Smith combined with that fat Bob Odenkirk character on Mr. Show that ate everyone in his party immediately after a plane crash.

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2008, 01:59:11 AM »
I'm not joking: I just realized that my mental image of Zachary Brimstead is Kevim Smith combined with that fat Bob Odenkirk character on Mr. Show that ate everyone in his party immediately after a plane crash.

what trips me out is that his head has remained relatively normal sized. like somebody wearing one of those sumo suits.
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Bryan

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Re: Dear Tom
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2008, 11:58:06 AM »

what trips me out is that his head has remained relatively normal sized. like somebody wearing one of those sumo suits.

Yeah, the whole effect is quite disconcerting and fakey looking.