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erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #15 on: November 25, 2008, 01:06:23 PM »
"Talk to you later guys. I gotta go frolic in a meadow..."
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Pat K

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #16 on: November 25, 2008, 01:42:20 PM »
This happened yesterday, but I got out of my car downtown shouting "It's called ALLEGORY, stupid!" at my passenger.
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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #17 on: November 25, 2008, 05:00:09 PM »
To a group of 12-year-olds: "The shoulders are the pelvis of the upper body."
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namethebats

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #18 on: November 25, 2008, 05:04:04 PM »
"Apparently we had another case of someone putting a fake engagement notice in the paper."
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #19 on: November 25, 2008, 05:45:48 PM »
"That shop is fully of Sallys"
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samir

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 05:52:28 PM »
"Yeah, that's the auditorium where I got booed by eighteen hundred RENT fans"
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Martin

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 06:32:27 PM »
"I hope you're not too fond of your hair color because at the end of this tale it will be bone white!"

(with apologies to PFT)
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Big Plastic Head

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 07:22:47 PM »
This just happened. A call was transferred to me from reception. A guy needed a web site...

ME: Hello, this is Patrick.
CALLER (Voice of an man in his 60's with a bit of a southern drawl):Hi there. My name is Jim _____.
(long pause)
ME: Um. Hello, Jim. What can I do for you?
CALLER: Yeah you do web sites, right?
ME: Yes we do.
CALLER: Well I am thinking of getting a computer here soon and was wondering what it would take to get a web site set up and running.
ME: Well, Jim, what kind of web site did you have in mind?
CALLER: Nude.
(VERY long pause.)

It went downhill from there...

That's it. I'm going home early...
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Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2008, 06:43:19 AM »
"Show me your penis"
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JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2008, 10:38:03 AM »
"he is too casual for a company that is jumping through its asshole to stay afloat"
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Martin

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2008, 10:39:32 AM »
That made me laugh.
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2008, 10:52:15 AM »
"They didn't even play it!  It's more like, 'Never Gonna Give You My Money Again'..."
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Andy

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2008, 11:01:20 AM »
that's more than one sentence.
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iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2008, 11:05:25 AM »
Quote from: iAmBaronVonTito on November 26, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
"They didn't even play it!  It's more like, 'Never Gonna Give You My Money Again'..."
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erika

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Re: Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)
« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2008, 11:42:18 AM »
"I'm going to go over to 14 West and shank a programmer."

This will be even better when I actually go over there and do it. I think I'll use something dull.
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