Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"and then she said, 'fuck you, i don't give a shit what you think'...it was hilarious."

[iAmBaronVonTito]

i admit, i did not write this, but i wish i had. 

from the world's worst writer, 2010 edition, Molly Ringle:

"For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss — a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

[JonFromMaplewood]

Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil."

She stole that from William Thackeray.

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

"You're fired."

[DoodleJump!]

"You're fired."

Was this in seriousness, spoken to you? If so, I am sorry.




"no, I've been here before as a Power Ranger, and I didn't slip. Trust me."

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

"You're fired."

Was this in seriousness, spoken to you? If so, I am sorry.




"no, I've been here before as a Power Ranger, and I didn't slip. Trust me."

Thanks for your concern but I'm only kidding.

[stephen]

"Anyway, it was kind of erotic but kind of weird too because I don't really want to watch MF Doom having sex with people."

sorry.