Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 165070 times)

frimfrab

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Get ready to meet my little friend
« on: December 29, 2008, 08:25:13 PM »
I flew out to the west coast to visit my family for the holidays last week and ended up wearing my FOT Scarface t-shirt. When my dad saw it he did a poor impression of Al Pacino saying, "Get ready to meet my little friend". I asked him if he was sure that was the correct quote and he thought it was. Everyone else in my family agreed it was right, so I explained the shirt. I've had the shirt for months and have been ready with a really lame comeback ever since I got it. I've been waiting to say, "No wonder it only cost two dollars" in the event someone questioned it's accuracy. No one has ever asked me about it. My dad is what I would consider the type of guy to know enough to spot an inaccurate quote from Scarface - my whole family knows the reference but none of them questioned it.

Has anyone else had this experience with their shirt? My sister said that T-shirts are authoritative and people will not question them on trivial maters.

Anyway, my family spent a good deal of time misquoting movies the rest of the week.

Matt

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2008, 10:31:32 PM »
If there's one thing I know, it's that very few people are able to quote things with any kind of accuracy.

And you can quote me on that! BOING!!!!!!!!
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Andy

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2008, 10:37:44 PM »
you should be proud that your dad doesn't know that terrible quote from that terrible movie.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

TacoSmith

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2008, 11:30:15 PM »
Can we do our own inaccurate overly used movie quotes in this thread?

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2008, 12:28:24 AM »
Can we do our own inaccurate overly used movie quotes in this thread?

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2008, 12:58:57 AM »
I am not interested in your badges!
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ShawnFromUtah

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2008, 02:16:36 AM »
Frankly, Scarlett, I don't really care that much, dammit.

Toto, I'm pretty sure we're someplace else. Not Kansas.

What we seem to have here is an inability to effectively understand one another.

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Greetings. My name is Diego Monsanto. You killed Mr. Potter as he prepared to die!

etc.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2008, 02:46:49 AM »
I ate his heart with lima beans and a shitty Merlot.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #8 on: December 30, 2008, 02:49:24 AM »
Welcome to SPARTA!!!!
Congratulations. You are now a mouse cursor inside a graphics program that the client can control by speaking, emailing and instant messaging.

Martin

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #9 on: December 30, 2008, 03:34:56 AM »
God is like this shitty landlord who's never around.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2008, 03:41:09 AM »
I...drink...your...FRIBBLE!

TacoSmith

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2008, 04:01:39 AM »
My knife is different then yours. Yours might be something else.
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Andy

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2008, 07:51:30 AM »
Show me your dick.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Martin

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2008, 07:58:33 AM »
You had me at "good evening".

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2008, 08:06:58 AM »
I'll have what Meg Ryan is having.