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Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« on: February 06, 2009, 12:37:41 AM »
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Object sexuality or Objectophilia is a pronounced sexual desire towards particular inanimate objects.  All of the Objectům Sexuals in the world (around 40) are female *EDIT: it appears there are at least a few males.

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 01:44:20 AM »
"Now the headache is over."

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 05:59:23 AM »
this is fucking nuts!

i love it


after my initial assessment, I began thinking about how this kind of thing develops. do you think its like they said about it being symptomatic of aspergers? or is it something else entirely?

also, I respect people who are or claim to be polyamorous and all that idea that love and monogamy don't go hand in hand, i'm not a subcriber to it personally, but i get it.

but the thing i found the wierdest was how they all seemed to be deeply and intensely "in love" with like a dozen things.
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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 11:37:51 AM »
Is the Brooklyn Bridge seeing anyone?? If not could you pass on this note for me, I'm too nervous:
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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2009, 03:31:30 PM »
Is the Brooklyn Bridge seeing anyone?? If not could you pass on this note for me, I'm too nervous:
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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2009, 03:56:50 PM »
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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2009, 09:10:22 PM »
The next thing you know, these wack jobs will be asking for marriage rights to be extended to people who want to marry monuments. I mean, where does it all end?

We should have listened to Rick Santorum.

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2009, 09:26:27 PM »
Sometimes when the Francis Scott Key Bridge is making love to me, I close my eyes and pretend it's the Air and Space Museum. 
 

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2009, 10:33:53 PM »
Sometimes when the Francis Scott Key Bridge is making love to me, I close my eyes and pretend it's the Air and Space Museum. 
 

I hope the FSK Bridge isn't a member here ... that would be a devastating revelation.

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2009, 11:01:56 PM »
I'm kind of sexually attracted to concepts. Monarchy and the Riemann hypothesis both have restraining orders against me. I guess that's another documentary.

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2009, 07:57:09 AM »
How dare these arrogant twats claim that their love is reciprocated. 

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2009, 10:59:51 AM »
All those structures are too phallic for my liking
how about a nice dome

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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2009, 11:18:03 AM »
"I know it sounds strange, but I find myself sexually and emotionally stimulated by buildings. I actually harbor a deep and abiding love for them."
"That... hrm. That's kind of unusual, but as long as it doesn't hurt anybody, I guess."
"Really? That's generous of you to say. You don't think I'm weird for being aroused by the Eiffel Tower?"
"Enh, it takes all kinds."
"Or the Empire State Building?"
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"Or Frank Gehry's Guggenheim?"
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Re: Objectum Sexuality Documentary -- "I Married the Eiffel Tower"
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2009, 12:33:05 PM »
It's interesting that their love objects are all constructed or engineered things, rather than, say, a rock, or a pillow.

Also, of all the things that made me feel uncomfortable, strangely the worst was probably the two women arguing over who had it worse, the oppressed citizens of communist East Germany or the woman whose parents didn't love her. I understood the point she was trying to make, but that was kind of the wrong venue in which to be making it...