Author Topic: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"  (Read 5113 times)

Uncle Ted

  • Plantar Fasciitis
  • *
  • Posts: 5
Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« on: March 29, 2009, 12:51:45 PM »


Quote
Hipsters, Star Trek, Life, Austin, MARLEY & me...

It started moments ago, just before choosing ‘Futura’ as my font, when I opened WORD only to close a window only to find it was what I had started for this next Tuesday’s DVD column, then a smirk crossed my face. Oh sure, I’d fucked up – but an idea hit me...

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/40583

Try and get through this!  There's no way you can.

Come on, Jason

  • Guest
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2009, 02:35:39 PM »
I made it to "22-year-old wife" and then I had to go for a walk.

orator

  • Tarsel tunnel syndrome
  • ****
  • Posts: 417
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2009, 04:52:50 PM »
You fucked that sentence up as well, Harry.
"Come partake of my fruit baskets."

crumbum

  • Tarsel tunnel syndrome
  • ****
  • Posts: 470
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 05:41:48 PM »
So english is his second language, right?

Stupornaut

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • *****
  • Posts: 796
  • Shovel.com envoy
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2009, 05:57:39 PM »
OK, nobody ever bring up hipsters in an argument for or against anything ever again. Please. (That goes triple for AV Club commenters.)
twitter.com/natepatrin //\\ natepatrin.tumblr.com

buffcoat

  • Space Champion!
  • ******
  • Posts: 6154
  • I don't give a rip!
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 06:10:30 PM »
It's legal!


http://www.aintitcool.com/node/33383



And by "It," I mean the groom.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

crumbum

  • Tarsel tunnel syndrome
  • ****
  • Posts: 470
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 08:41:17 PM »
OK, nobody ever bring up hipsters in an argument for or against anything ever again. Please. (That goes triple for AV Club commenters.)

That word has become the pejorative of choice for everyone who ever had their feelings hurt by the cool kids. I'm guessing for Knowles it just means anybody in the world who doesn't proudly refer to himself as a geek.

Come on, Jason

  • Guest
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 09:58:50 PM »
Wow that guy's grammar makes my grammar read like Sarah's grammar.   Or do I mean to say 'syntax'?   Harry and I have no idea. 

Stupornaut

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • *****
  • Posts: 796
  • Shovel.com envoy
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 11:00:18 PM »
OK, nobody ever bring up hipsters in an argument for or against anything ever again. Please. (That goes triple for AV Club commenters.)

That word has become the pejorative of choice for everyone who ever had their feelings hurt by the cool kids. I'm guessing for Knowles it just means anybody in the world who doesn't proudly refer to himself as a geek.

But on the internet, the geeks are the cool kids going around trying to hurt peoples' feelings. It's just for not "getting" xkcd or Joss Whedon or whatever it is Wil Wheaton's yammering about on his blog, rather than for not being up on the newest DFA release or what-have-you. It is perplexing to go around trying to find information on video games only to wind up feeling like you've stumbled into some kind of hostile nerd cabal.
twitter.com/natepatrin //\\ natepatrin.tumblr.com

Kim Kelly

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • *****
  • Posts: 719
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2009, 01:27:36 AM »
His wife must have incredible low self-esteem. Because, seriously, she's pretty cute.
Too soon?

emma

  • Guest
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2009, 09:44:48 AM »
Reading that made me want to eat a grammar textbook.

yesno

  • Space Champion!
  • ******
  • Posts: 3426
  • Some will burn. All will pay.
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2009, 10:50:24 AM »
But on the internet, the geeks are the cool kids going around trying to hurt peoples' feelings.

I don't think Knowles even gets to be a geek.  A geek should have some kind of skill other than just watching shitty movies.  Like, a computer geek is actually able to do stuff with computers.  Geeks are useful in some way.

Spoony

  • Achilles Tendon Bursitis
  • *****
  • Posts: 844
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2009, 11:44:41 AM »
In psychology that's called a "Word Salad", and crazy people do it.

Shaggy 2 Grote

  • Space Champion!
  • ******
  • Posts: 3892
  • The 2009 Brian Varney Commemorative DJ
    • Moi
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2009, 02:51:07 PM »
Yeah, but you guys have to admit he's got a point here:

Quote
I love what newest in stores, albeit slightly aloof in my following of any modern clothing trend other that the ridiculously lost nature I find the person in the mirror wearing.

And I'm totally with him on this:

Quote
When I came home after a dinner at a University / Campus area Greek/Italian restaurant with two of my groomsman and the bubbly new smelly shoe. (More on that later) Anyway – I had business with Roro, had to sign the checks early, as he’s leaving for … Las Vegas on Business later on today, but you know… responsible forward thinking small business kinda things. My other friend was Johnny Wad. We three men are all approaching and Eskimo kissing with middle age, some may argue my senior years have come, but I’m hopeful.

Maybe you guys are all too young to get it, but as someone who's Eskimo kissing with middle age, I'm really feeling this.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

J. Garbage

  • Guest
Re: Harry Knowles loses his mind in "blog"
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2009, 03:40:06 PM »
He said something about his wife narrowing her already beautifully narrow eyes.  Nice exoticization, you racist tyrant.  Domestic colonialism is never okay.

 

anything