If i had a kid, I'd probably hand the thing directly over to both super nanny and and nanny 911 and ask them to split the time raising it 'cause I'd probably let the kid run around laughing and shrieking all day while I video taped his/her every move. I would encourage the loud banging of things, screaming and much singing and laughing and find myself recording it all and be having so much fun that I would forget to get my kid to bed and let him/her stay up 'till whenever and let it write and draw all over the walls and forget to teach it to say "please" and "thank you" and 'I'm sorry". The child would be kicked out of every school and have to learn about life by experiencing the world. It woud be a total disaster.
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