If you're British and have some knowledge of the occult, you must take a class in "absently chewing on the arm of your glasses whilst consumed with your own thoughts."
With at least two sessions devoted to "removing glasses and cleaning them nervously or holding them in one hand while rubbing one's eyes with the other (index finger for one eye, thumb for the other)," essential for those moments when one is embarrassed, disgusted, annoyed, or otherwise bothered by what's going on around one.
P.S. I've changed my mind: I now think "iniwars," "initwars," "initiawars," or perhaps even "Iwars" would be the better name. Initials, after all, are what's involved.