Poll

Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts

Sweat Pants
7 (28%)
Athletic Shorts
4 (16%)
Other, and why.
11 (44%)
Bike Shorts
3 (12%)

Total Members Voted: 25

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yesno

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2009, 03:56:22 PM »
A utilikilt?


Christina

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2009, 04:28:30 PM »
A utilikilt?




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gravy boat

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 04:47:42 PM »
A utilikilt?



Yeesh, day one and we are already just one "power tool" joke away from Standards and Practices yanking the PG 13 rating and then this all goes away. 

Keith Whitener

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 05:17:34 PM »
Let's take this in a different direction then. I'd like a philosophical analysis of the Mike Show/ Sick Clique aesthetic. Let's cap it off with an adjective of our own creation/appropriation that shouts "Mike!" It could just be "Mike!"

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2009, 06:18:30 PM »
Kilt.
I'll probably go into the wee hours.

FrankFromWeehawken

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 07:33:06 PM »
Windbreaker pants (could this fall into tracksuit territory?).  Least amount of friction/resistance.

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2009, 07:39:50 PM »
At a bachelor party (at which the groom's sister's boyfriend was buying his girlfriend's dad AND himself lap dance after lap dance) I saw a guy drop $3,500 in an hour, which is chump change for Vegas but quite a bit for Raleigh.


He was wearing... gray athletic shorts.
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acslater

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2009, 07:44:00 PM »
Aren't bike shorts, the fourth choice, also considered athletic shorts - choice two? So confusing.  Who did this poll - the genius who wrote the gay marriage question for Maine?

Bike shorts are spandex/lycra and very form fitting versus athletic shorts are more akin to basketball shorts.

Sweatpants
-Pros: Cheap, have pockets to hold ID and wad of soggy sweaty dollar bills
-Cons: Stains more easily

Athletic Shorts
-Pros: Look cool, lets everyone know you're sporty; Stains less easily with multi-colored fabrics
-Cons: May not have pockets

Lyle Hemmings

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2009, 05:30:08 AM »
breakaway pants, obviously

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Re: Better for Gentleman's Clubs: Sweat Pants or Athletic Shorts?
« Reply #24 on: November 08, 2009, 09:00:19 AM »
I chose Other.  I think velour would be most appropriate.
Doing it Mentos style.