Author Topic: Lights! Camera! Jackson!  (Read 2005 times)

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Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« on: May 30, 2010, 09:24:02 AM »
This kid was on the Today Show this morning.  I don't know who he is going to piss off more - Tom or Spike.

Lights . . . camera . . . JACKSON!

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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 10:26:11 AM »
Bleah, he's got those super fakey newscaster cadences down already ... The best ones are the weekend box office predictions.
Remember how he couldn't stop his leg?

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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2010, 11:25:37 AM »
GAAAH!  I wanna strangle this kid!
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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2010, 03:46:13 PM »
Bleah, he's got those super fakey newscaster cadences down already ... The best ones are the weekend box office predictions.

Notice how he wiggles his head whenever he says "animated feature" or "billion dollars".

Creeps me out.

I would rag on this kid further, but i'm guessing he already gets hell from peers within his age group.

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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2010, 03:53:28 PM »
Non stop swirlies.
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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2010, 08:20:44 PM »
Notice how he wiggles his head whenever he says "animated feature" or "billion dollars".

I think that's the same head wiggle Eugene Levy used on Mel's Rockpile.

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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2010, 08:41:11 PM »
I'm an LCJ fan, and his appearance on The Today Show was a delight.  Not sure why his existence would piss off Tom, someone who has orchestrated many great moments over the years with eccentric kids.  He should interview him on his program, The Best Show on WFMU!  LCJ's voice is hilarious, especially with the J. Glickian octave drop when he ends a sentence. 

Also in LCJ's favor: at the 2009 Future Film Critics of America (FFCOA) conference, he made Dustin Putman (aka "The Movie Boy") eat a bag of Doritos ... and not in his mouth.   
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Re: Lights! Camera! Jackson!
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2010, 10:09:58 PM »
LCJ's voice is hilarious, especially with the J. Glickian octave drop when he ends a sentence. 


OMG get out of my head! I thought the same thang.
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